The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Southern States

Season 5 • 11/07/2000

The electoral count is still the same; maybe Jon should have started drinking when he said he was going to.

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01:16

Electoral Map
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Steve Carell is keeping track of the Electoral College tally; right now the country is a little redder.
11/07/2000
01:18

Hillary Clinton
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Stephen Colbert explains why some people are repulsed by Hillary Clinton, as if she was an anchovy in your Caesar salad.
11/07/2000
01:20

Updated Electoral College Tally
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George W. Bush gains electoral votes as he takes Idaho, Utah, Missouri and Iowa.
11/07/2000
03:47

Bob Dole
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Bob Dole thinks they called Florida too early.
11/07/2000
01:43

Charles Doty
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Charles Doty feels like he needs to win Georgia to remain competitive in this presidential election.
11/07/2000
01:08

Charles Doty's Theme Song
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Charles Doty loves all the people everywhere, red and yellow, black and white; if you're Hispanic, that's alright.
11/07/2000
01:13

l Campaign Bonds
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Nancy Walls explains that over the course of a campaign, volunteers and staffers begin having sex with one another, all the time.
11/07/2000
01:41

Tolan - Hillary Clinton Wins
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Miriam Tolan has been told that Hillary Clinton is relieved the Senate race is over and she will never have to set foot in Buffalo, Peekskill or Syracuse again.
11/07/2000
00:49

ho Let the Dogs Out
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Mo Rocca is hearing a lot of refrains of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" at Bush headquarters.
11/07/2000
02:05

Barn Burner
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Here are two men who must be as nervous as a couple of whores in church, because eventually the chickens will come home to roost and it will all be over but the shoutin'.
11/07/2000
01:07

Southern States
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George W. Bush has taken twenty states including Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Virginia.
11/07/2000
01:06

George W. Bush is Nervous
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Mo Rocca explains that George W. Bush has been walking around in an undershirt fake-punching people.
11/07/2000
02:04

Cyber Vote Info Center
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Describing the Cyber Vote Info Center as just five TV sets tuned in to other channels is oversimplifying it.
11/07/2000
03:01

State Referendums
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Lewis Black covers the state referendums on bilingual education, medical marijuana and same-sex marriages.
11/07/2000
01:37

2000 Election Coverage
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Stephen Colbert is getting a 'Nam vibe -- un-winnable wars, inescapable downward spiral, chaos in the street -- with this election.
11/07/2000
01:16

Anyone's Race
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Stephen Colbert explains that we are exactly where we were when we started this crazy thing. Two guys -- Bush and Gore.
11/07/2000
01:01

Bush Headquarters
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Mo Rocca explains that the Bush campaign feels relief at the close results, since they only nominated Bush because they thought it would be kind of funny.
11/07/2000
01:18

Charles Doty's Blocked Off Road to the White House
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Charles Doty is making his fifth, and perhaps, final run at the presidency.
11/07/2000
01:07

Electoral Map Update
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Steve Carell can't locate Michigan on the Electoral Map.
11/07/2000
01:56

Doty Headquarters
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Charles Doty's core supporters are a woman and her sister he met after the war.
11/07/2000
00:54

Too Close to Call
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George W. Bush is still ahead in electoral votes, but Arizona, Nevada, Florida and Wisconsin are too close to call.
11/07/2000
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