The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

They're Trying to Kill Us

Season 13 • 04/08/2008

Jason Jones suspects a vast conspiracy after the FAA debacle.

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05:41

Nathan Lane
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The Broadway star brings Jon a news item from Europe involving a Nazi sadomasochistic orgy.
04/07/2008
04:47

Got MLK?
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John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama use the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination as talking points.
04/07/2008
00:35

Dreidel, Dreidel
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Jon receives an unusual toy and wonders how it didn't take over Christmas.
04/07/2008
00:26

Daily/Colbert - Dreidel
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The satellite feed's down, so Jon challenges the house to a dreidel game.
04/07/2008
03:48

Back in Black - Celeb Endorsements
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Lewis Black finds out that Oprah is just as excited about Obama as the cast of Desperate Housewives.
04/08/2008
00:57

Daily/Colbert - Apology
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Stephen tries to make amends with Jon for his bullet-riddled April Fool's joke.
04/08/2008
03:24

Airplane!
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The Federal Aviation Administration is in hot water after an inspector blows the lid off some insider meddling.
04/08/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Nanny Endorsement
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Fran Drescher confesses her ideal Democratic ticket to Ben Stein and Larry King.
04/08/2008
01:57

Dick Move of the Week - Obama Campaign
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As the campaigns move on, Obama's shows there is a fine line between an aggressive move and a dick move.
04/08/2008
06:17

Cokie Roberts
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Cokie Roberts recounts stories of famous First Ladies during America's early history.
04/08/2008
03:17

They're Trying to Kill Us
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The failure of regulatory agencies like the FAA sends Jason Jones into paranoia.
04/08/2008
02:38

Petraeus Hearings
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Aasif Mandvi can feel the electricity generated by the Petreaus report, but only during certain hours.
04/09/2008
00:37

Flight Cancellation
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American Airlines cancels a thousand flights, leading Jon to wonder if they watched the show.
04/09/2008
08:04

Iraq Me Dave Petraeus Pt. 2
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Jon communicates with his future self after Gen. Petreaus concedes that the outcome of Iraq is best left to history.
04/09/2008
06:35

Steve Coll
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The author of "The Bin Ladens" talks about Osama's lifelong connection to aviation.
04/09/2008
00:11

Moment of Zen - Double Talk
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Senator Evan Bayah puts the finishing touches on the Petraus hearings with a summary of circular logic.
04/09/2008
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Petraeus
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Stephen gets all his updates on the Iraq War from the Sci-Fi Channel.
04/09/2008
05:42

Aram Roston
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The journalist shares frightening facts about the false informant Ahmad Chalabi.
04/10/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bush Is Buff
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FOX News presents fair and balanced coverage about presidential Christmas presents.
04/10/2008
02:56

Olympic Blitzer
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Wolf Blitzer provided uninterrupted Olympic torch coverage for an hour and 42 minutes.
04/10/2008
03:44

The Meter is Running Pt. 2
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John Oliver hosts his own pundit show to demonstrate how FOX News has won the hearts and minds of Americans.
04/10/2008
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