The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - D.C. Snipers

Season 7 • 11/13/2002

Can't defense lawyers just for once just go, "I'm sh*t out of luck on this one."

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00:10

Moment of Zen - Put Your Hands in the Air
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The Iraqi Parliament raises their right hands to vote.
11/12/2002
04:18

A Heart Warming Tale of Triumph Over Adversity
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Tyler Money has a giant head in a little-headed world and everyone else is helmet-ready except for him.
11/12/2002
01:30

Headlines - Tape Worm
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It's been 12 months since bin Laden's last tape, and quite frankly, there's been no artistic development whatsoever.
11/13/2002
00:34

Preview - 11/14/02
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Jon offers a preview of Ed Helms' upcoming report on the gay population explosion.
11/13/2002
03:51

Kiefer Sutherland
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Ten years from now, Kiefer Sutherland will be fatter and older, but on "24" it'll only be 10 days later.
11/13/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - Roker on Underwear
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Al Roker describes the state of his new underwear to Jane Pauley.
11/13/2002
02:51

Surgeries of the Stars
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You see me every morning, you like me -- want to see what I look like with a rib spreader in my chest?
11/13/2002
04:05

Touched by a Scalpel
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The night before his mole removal, Ed Helms does what anyone would do; he drinks a gallon of colon cleanser.
11/13/2002
02:06

Headlines - Diet Another Day
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The "Dateline" special on Al Roker's gastric bypass surgery should have been more accurately titled, "This Is None of Your Business."
11/13/2002
02:27

Mark One's Calendar - November
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Rob Corddry highlights upcoming November events, including the Texas Book Festival, Georgia O'Keeffe's birthday, a storytelling Tellabration and Vegan Awareness Month
11/13/2002
01:06

Intro - D.C. Snipers
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D.C. sniper John Mohammed's defense lawyer has asked the public to keep an open mind.
11/13/2002
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bush's Spread Legs
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Kofi Annan talks while George W. Bush listens with open legs.
11/14/2002
01:11

Kofi Annan
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Kofi Annan meets with President George W. Bush regarding U.N. Resolution 1441, while Bush spreads his legs.
11/14/2002
02:14

Showdown: Iraq? - U.N. Resolution 1441
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Iraq accepts U.N. Resolution 1441, which allows U.N. weapons inspectors to look for weapons of mass destruction.
11/14/2002
01:35

Buckingham Malice
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The theft trial of Paul Burrell, Princess Diana's butler, is called to a halt by the Queen as Burrell releases details of a Buckingham Palace rape incident.
11/14/2002
02:23

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - 8 Mile
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Frank DeCaro critiques the movie "8 Mile" and the better-than-average acting of Eminem.
11/14/2002
01:38

Hamster F**king
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Jon Stewart warns kids not to f**k hamsters, as they have feelings too.
11/14/2002
06:26

Tom Arnold
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Jon Stewart interviews Tom Arnold about his new book "How I Lost 5 Pounds in 6 Years," in which Tom explains his low sperm count.
11/14/2002
02:21

Royal Scandal
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Ed Helms investigates the difficulties of the modern royal family and determines that they are inbred mutants.
11/14/2002
02:01

Intro - 11/14/02
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Michael Jackson is in court over a disputed contract, but the real stunner is his face.
11/14/2002
03:25

Showdown: Iraq? - Dream Team
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U.N. Weapons Inspectors packed a clean change of futility as they got ready for what will no doubt be another few weeks of staying one step behind the Iraqi war machine.
11/18/2002
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