The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Nail Biter

Season 11 • 03/29/2006

A White House reporter finds a way to get noticed.

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05:37

Headlines - Bail to the Chief
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If the Bush administration were a boy band, former Chief of Staff Andrew Card would be the vaguely likable one.
03/28/2006
05:59

What's the Matter With Denmark? Pt. 1
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The offensive Muhammad cartoons revealed the depth of anger that the world has towards Denmark, the Danish people, their butter cookies and their monopoly on bottled herring.
03/28/2006
04:11

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1
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Fareed Zakaria doesn't know why America is copying France's immigration policies.
03/28/2006
03:41

What Are We Doing to Pigs? - Fatty Acids
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Jon takes a look at what the scientific community is doing to pigs, ranging from making them as healthy as salmon to making them green.
03/29/2006
04:58

Queen Latifah
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Queen Latifah talks about being a mammoth with booty and the promise and perils of turkey bacon.
03/29/2006
00:22

Moment of Zen - Studio Fire
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CNN's Headline News anchor must evacuate due to a fire in the studio.
03/29/2006
01:45

Indecision 5766 - Prelude to Knesset
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Israel records its lowest turnout ever at a paltry 63.2%, which has the acting prime minister thanking Jesus Christ.
03/29/2006
02:40

Indecision 5766 - Sharon Coma
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Samantha Bee reports live from Jerusalem, where the Kadima party has taken control, and Ariel Sharon has partied himself into a coma.
03/29/2006
01:37

Indecision 5766 - Hamas Response
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Jason Jones goes to Hamas Headquarters to get their response to Israel's Knesset elections, even though it doesn't exist.
03/29/2006
00:52

Daily/Colbert - Queen Latifah
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Stephen Colbert is sick and tired of liberals like Queen Latifah and Sade hypocritically taking the names of monarchs.
03/29/2006
02:44

Nail Biter
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Lester Kinsolving of WCBM Radio bites his nails to get noticed at the White House press conference.
03/29/2006
04:57

What's the Matter with Denmark? - Military Arrogance
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Jason Jones travels to Denmark where he discovers a country drunk on its own military hubris.
03/30/2006
06:43

Headlines - Crossing Over
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Two pieces of good news come out of the Middle East, and the Senate debates whether or not to deport 11 million illegal immigrants back to Mexico and Central America.
03/30/2006
04:49

Sharon Stone
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Sharon Stone discusses "Basic Instinct 2" and returning from a whirlwind world promotional tour.
03/30/2006
00:22

Moment of Zen - Crossing the Border
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A large group of illegal immigrants runs through a border checkpoint and into the United States.
03/30/2006
02:08

Save the Date
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A three-year-old White House memo outlines a conversation between George Bush and Tony Blair revealing that the Iraq war was inevitable from January, 2003 on.
03/30/2006
00:45

Daily/Colbert - Pre-Show Prep
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Stephen Colbert introduces tonight's Colbert Report while getting his show face put on.
03/30/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Missing Buddha Boy
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Fifteen-year-old Ram Bahadur Banjan, thought to be the reincarnation of Buddha, meditates under a tree.
04/03/2006
05:15

This Week in God - Faith Off
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Buddhism, voted the quietest faith on earth, may finally be losing its peace.
04/03/2006
00:56

Daily/Colbert - Fantasy Baseball
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No more spring training for Stephen Colbert; it's time to play fantasy baseball.
04/03/2006
02:37

Mess O'Potamia - Missile Command
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Iran unveils new weapons and stages weeklong war games on Iranian TV.
04/03/2006
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