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I Ran So Far Away

Season 10 • 08/10/2005

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's last name is Farsi for "unpronounceable."

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03:21

Headlines - Global Struggle Against Extremism
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The White House is in the process of revamping its slogan for whatever it is we're fighting now in the Middle East.
08/09/2005
04:26

Headlines - Welcome Home!
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We've always dreamed of going to space, transcending our terrestrial origin and reaching heavenward to achieve that greatest of discoveries human beings need most: space oil.
08/09/2005
05:20

Kate Hudson
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Kate Hudson talks with Jon about disciplining children rather than trying to reason with them.
08/09/2005
00:15

Moment of Zen - War on Terror
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Footage of President Bush's speech on Washington's duty in the war on terror is spliced with footage of him sawing trees on vacation.
08/09/2005
01:37

Headlines - War on Terrour
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Britain is upset with the terrorists in their country and refuses to refill their tea cups.
08/10/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Safe At Home
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New technology can differentiate a human from a gun.
08/10/2005
02:07

Should We Be Showing This?
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Terrorists are using the media to spread hate and Fox News demonstrates by showing a terrorist message of hate.
08/10/2005
02:23

Antipathy in the U.K.
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Growing up gay in Boston is worse than being a disconnected and alienated Muslim in London.
08/10/2005
06:43

John Hockenberry
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John Hockenberry was amazed that people in combat have such ready access to wireless technology.
08/10/2005
02:43

The Outsiders
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The Muslim youth feel alienated and disconnected -- which pretty much describes "youth."
08/10/2005
03:21

I Ran So Far Away
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President George W. Bush is the only president in history who looks better the longer he stays in office.
08/10/2005
04:28

Headlines - The Judge Report
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Whether he is an advocate for bombing women's abortion clinics or is a homotastic sodomite, John Roberts is the president's choice for the Supreme Court.
08/11/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Evil Chavez
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Hugo Chavez speaks with ominous music in the background.
08/11/2005
06:09

This Week in God - Fatwas and Sacraments
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Stephen Colbert takes on moderate Islam, Rastafarianism, ancient Aztec Gods and the Supreme Court this week.
08/11/2005
05:17

Andre Benjamin
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Andre Benjamin talks about water testing, mouse poop and Andre's new movie.
08/11/2005
00:23

A Moment of Reflection - Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise declared his love for Oprah with great dignity
08/11/2005
02:23

Bananas
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All Venezuelan citizens will be required to wear clothes with many pockets and wear their underwear on the outside.
08/11/2005
00:41

Preview - Week of 8/15/05
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Steve Carell returns to the show and Ed Helms interviews an aging bass fisherman.
08/11/2005
00:05

Moment of Zen - Katherine Harris's Excitement
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Katherine Harris announces how excited she is for her Senate race.
08/15/2005
05:40

Steve Carell
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Steve Carell says coming back to The Daily Show is his most surreal moment ever.
08/15/2005
01:47

Intro - Iraq's Constitution
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Iraq missed its arbitrary deadline to form a constitution.
08/15/2005
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