Crank Yankers

Car Accident

Season 2 E 5 • 04/01/2003

A scammer accuses a teenaged driver of backing into his car in the Pyramid Mall parking lot.

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03:03

Barnyard Noises
Crank YankersS2 E2

A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
03/11/2003
02:57

Karate for Spoonie
Crank YankersS2 E2

Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
03/11/2003
03:26

Kevin Needs Help with His Homework
Crank YankersS2 E3

The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
03/18/2003
02:17

Ken Calls a Phone Sex Line
Crank YankersS2 E3

Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
03/18/2003
02:51

Special Ed Wants to See a Movie
Crank YankersS2 E3

Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
03/18/2003
02:37

George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some Concerns
Crank YankersS2 E4

A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
03/25/2003
02:57

Cammie Wants a Delivery
Crank YankersS2 E4

Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
03/25/2003
03:20

Terrence Plans an Outing
Crank YankersS2 E4

A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
03/25/2003
01:56

Chip's House
Crank YankersS2 E5

While on the phone with a building supply store employee, Chip warns her not to be mean or racist.
04/01/2003
02:50

Niles Calls a Portrait Studio
Crank YankersS2 E5

Niles seeks the perfect photographer to take his portrait, but he has some very specific ideas.
04/01/2003
02:54

Car Accident
Crank YankersS2 E5

A man becomes enraged after receiving a mysterious phone call from a stranger accusing his son of being a teenage maniac.
04/01/2003
03:18

Michelle Gets a Shocking Phone Call
Crank YankersS2 E6

While preparing for a children's birthday party, Michelle receives a call from a pair of raucous radio personalities.
04/08/2003
02:34

Foreign Guy Wants to Buy a Used Car
Crank YankersS2 E6

A car dealer gets into a scrap with a man who has an at-will accent and insists on a kiss.
04/08/2003
02:42

Gladys Gets Glued to a Toilet
Crank YankersS2 E6

Gladys implores a hardware store employee to come to her house and help her get unglued from the toilet seat.
04/08/2003
02:56

Birchum Wants Swimming Lessons for His Kids
Crank YankersS2 E7

Birchum is determined to beat the system and get swimming lessons for his conjoined twins.
04/15/2003
01:03

Katie Calls a Pet Store
Crank YankersS2 E7

After her brother's snake eats her hamster, Katie dials a pet store to tearfully complain.
04/15/2003
02:26

Spoonie Needs Help
Crank YankersS2 E7

Spoonie Luv calls a grocery store after a night of passion with his wife and a bottle of barbeque sauce.
04/15/2003
03:42

Terrence Books a Massage
Crank YankersS2 E8

As the personal assistant to Mr. T, Terrence lays out the conditions "T" requires when receiving a massage.
04/22/2003
03:08

Chip Is Still Building a House
Crank YankersS2 E8

A hardware store employee tries to give Chip advice on how to put Christmas lights inside his bathtub.
04/22/2003
02:24

Bobby Calls a Country Store
Crank YankersS2 E8

A grape soda Bobby bought from a local store is causing him to burp uncontrollably.
04/22/2003
03:13

Elmer Wants to Book a Cruise
Crank YankersS2 E9

While calling to book a trip, Elmer describes the adventurous parties of his youth and reveals why he wants to take a gay cruise.
04/29/2003
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