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Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited

Season 4 • 12/09/2008

Tek Jansen begins his training at Alpha Squad Academy.

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The Word - Season of Giving
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It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
12/08/2008
02:27

Bush Kisses Streisand
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George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
12/08/2008
00:31

Intro - 12/8/08
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The auto industry gets a bailout with no money down!
12/08/2008
04:45

Barry & the Stump
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Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel are evidently still hosting their morning drive time radio zoo.
12/08/2008
00:27

Stephen on Conan
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Stephen has 30 minutes to film a movie to promote.
12/08/2008
00:18

Nixon Angel
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Stephen finishes trimming the Nixmas tree with a Nixon angel.
12/09/2008
06:17

Charlie Kaufman
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Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
12/09/2008
02:28

Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested
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Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk.
12/09/2008
04:54

Nixmas Tree Trimming - Kevin Bacon
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Kevin Bacon joins Stephen by the Nixmas tree to discuss his new movie "Frost/Nixon."
12/09/2008
00:35

Intro - 12/9/08
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Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is arrested on corruption charges. It's going to take a huge bribe to get him out of this one.
12/09/2008
05:41

Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited
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Tek Jansen starts his physical conditioning at Alpha Squad Academy.
12/09/2008
00:03

Good Night
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That's it for the Report.
12/10/2008
00:35

Intro - 12/10/08
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The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
12/10/2008
04:53

On Notice - Forgiveness
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Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
12/10/2008
06:08

ThreatDown - Happiness
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This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
12/10/2008
05:00

Richard Haass
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Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
12/10/2008
03:22

Rod Blagojevich's Birthday
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Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
12/10/2008
03:49

The Ghost of Stage Manager Bobby
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The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
12/11/2008
00:37

Intro - 12/11/08
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Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
12/11/2008
00:38

Stephen Eats Ghost Ribs
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Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
12/11/2008
07:09

Michael Phelps
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Michael Phelps will compete in the 2010 Winter Olympics after Stephen teaches him how to ice dance.
12/11/2008
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