The Colbert Report

Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber

Season 9 • 04/25/2013

Fox & Friends reports that Dzhokar Tsarnaev was "singing like a canary" before he knew his rights.

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Eric Schmidt
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Google's executive chairman discusses his book, "The New Digital Age: Reshaping the Future of People, Nations and Business."
04/23/2013
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Scoobygate
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie blatantly lies about his past to one of his constituents and derails his 2016 election ambitions.
04/23/2013
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen sends a tweet.
04/24/2013
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Danica Patrick
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NASCAR driver Danica Patrick explains how racing is a cardio workout.
04/24/2013
08:20

Bill Clinton's Twitter Lessons
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Since Twitter is the Jell-O of human expression, President Clinton decides to launch his account, @BillClinton, and he take some pointers from Stephen.
04/24/2013
03:37

Tiny Triumphs - NASA's Giant Penis Doodle
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America takes a pristine planet 140 million miles away and scribbles on it like it's the face of a passed-out frat boy.
04/24/2013
03:28

AP Twitter Hack
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A group called the Syrian Electronic Army sends a fake tweet about explosions at the White House, triggering a mini flash crash.
04/24/2013
08:21

Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 17th - Matt Cartwright
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Representative Matt Cartwright does not think that Crayola should rename its white crayon "Republican" but does think that everyone should have the right to marry.
04/25/2013
06:19

Gene Robinson
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Bishop Gene Robinson discusses how the church got it wrong about gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.
04/25/2013
02:59

cOlbert's Book Club
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"The Great Gatsby" is already considered an American classic, but nothing is an American classic until Stephen says it is.
04/25/2013
02:36

Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber
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The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived.
04/25/2013
03:59

Yelp Prison Reviews
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One inmate praises the Arlington County Detention Facility while another gives a scathing review of the Queens Central Booking Unit.
04/29/2013
03:26

The Word - We Shall Undermine
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If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
04/29/2013
02:53

Stephen's Worst Sports Nightmare
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NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
04/29/2013
02:06

The Final Days of Straight America
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As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
04/29/2013
00:37

Intro - 4/29/13
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A new minority emerges, the prison system looks more fun on TV, and punk pioneer Iggy Pop performs with The Stooges.
04/29/2013
04:35

Iggy Pop
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An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
04/29/2013
05:30

Evan Spiegel & Bobby Murphy
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The founders of Snapchat discuss how their smart phone app promotes more natural and expressive human communication when two people are apart.
04/30/2013
06:07

The Word - Medical Leave
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Medical repatriation -- the unregulated ability to ship patients back to their hometown -- provides the perfect answer to America's immigration and budget crisis.
04/30/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Snapchat
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Stephen takes a photo destined to disappear.
04/30/2013
00:37

Intro - 4/30/13
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America finds a solution for immigration issues, beer makes big strides, and Snapchat makers Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy share their photo messaging app.
04/30/2013
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