The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - The Long Piss Goodnight

Season 5 • 09/26/2000

Why do steroid manufacturers keep making their product so damn tasty?

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04:54

Headlines - Motel 6 Figures
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The Clinton administration discloses the names of everyone who has stayed over the Lincoln bedroom, a list rivaled only by that of your mother's.
09/25/2000
02:10

Other News - Paint Misbehavin'
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The Royal Academy opens an exhibit called 'Apocalypse,' featuring the pope being struck by a meteorite and a pile of garbage.
09/25/2000
05:04

Jonathan Katz
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Jonathan Katz reads from his new book "To-Do Lists of the Dead," and reveals that he'd like to live with the two presidential candidates.
09/25/2000
02:35

The Rocca Report - C-SPAN-tastic
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Sex-retary of State Madeleine Albright is now "Jesse's girl" after being spotted with suave Senator Jesse Helms.
09/26/2000
03:52

Even Stevphen - Blast-Off Buddies
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Hey kids, stop striving for excellence and hop a jet to some cannibal's paradise to roast your hairy chestnuts on national TV.
09/26/2000
02:07

Isle Do Anything
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"Survivor" contestant Susan Hawk guest hosts on "Live with Regis" and poses tough questions to George W. Bush.
09/26/2000
00:33

Recap - 9/26/00
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Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night.
09/26/2000
00:20

Moment of Zen - Hollywood Squares
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Former "Survivor" castaways are celebrity guests on "Hollywood Squares."
09/26/2000
02:09

Piss Today Goodbye
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World champion shot putter fails four separate drug tests for the steroid Nandrolone, sending shock waves through the community of people who throw little metal balls.
09/26/2000
05:22

Goldberg
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Goldberg's future in the wrestling ring depends on how many more concussions he gets.
09/26/2000
01:21

Headlines - The Long Piss Goodnight
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Gymnast Andrea Raducan was stripped of her gold medal after a doctor-prescribed cold medicine caused her to test positive for the banned substance Sudafedrin and Mentholyptus.
09/26/2000
04:41

Sylvester Stallone
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Sylvester Stallone has the utmost respect for stunt men, despite their missing a common-sense gene.
09/27/2000
05:10

Digging for Gold
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If this isn't plowing, Vance DeGeneres doesn't know what is.
09/27/2000
02:14

Back in Black - Third World
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Why don't all these "Einsteins" just work on keeping the rest of us alive?
09/27/2000
01:44

Special Entertainment Report - Stars and Bars
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Members of the cast from "Cheers" sue over the use of their likeness.
09/27/2000
01:53

Headlines Ready, Willing and Cable
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Al Gore appears on MTV in an attempt to connect with the youth.
09/27/2000
00:16

Moment of Zen - Rush on McDonald's
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A mob bashes in the windows at McDonald's.
09/27/2000
00:44

Recap - 9/27/00
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Jon recaps the top stories, including Slobodan Milosevic and Kennedy the VJ.
09/27/2000
02:16

Headlines Block the Vote
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Slobodan Milosevic delivers his own ethnically cleansed election results.
09/27/2000
02:31

Special Olympics Report Pt. 1
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Congratulations, Norwegian women's soccer team -- you'll now enjoy your picture on a jar of herring.
09/28/2000
01:33

Recap - 9/28/00
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Jon recaps tonight's stories on the 2000 Summer Olympics, the Virgin Mary sighting in New Jersey and the difficulties of gay travel.
09/28/2000
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