The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Fingernails

Season 5 • 12/07/2000

The longest fingernails in the world.

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02:35

Back in Black - Jail Time
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The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
04:44

Chris O'Donnell
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Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
00:57

Recap - 12/6/00
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Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
02:42

Sexy Underwear
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Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
00:53

Intro - 12/7/00
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Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
12/07/2000
01:31

This Just In - Not Wheels
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Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
12/07/2000
04:32

Marlon Wayans
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Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
12/07/2000
04:38

Invested Interests
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Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
12/07/2000
02:34

Headlines - Elector Complex
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The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
12/07/2000
01:16

Headlines - Nail-Safe
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The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
12/07/2000
00:16

Moment of Zen - Fingernails
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The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
01:46

This Just In - Indecision 5761
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This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
12/11/2000
01:04

Courting Disaster - Supreme Court Junkies
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Among the lucky few allowed to view the Bush v. Gore Supreme Court proceedings were Mike Teavee, Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop.
12/11/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Colbert Laugh
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Stephen Colbert laughs at his reflection in a funhouse mirror.
12/11/2000
04:35

Ira Glass
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Ira Glass wonders when the porn version of the 2000 election coverage will finally come out.
12/11/2000
04:47

The Greatest Election on Earth
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The sideshow citizens of Freaktown, USA, are enraged over the comparison of the Florida recount to a three-ring circus.
12/11/2000
00:54

Intro - Holiday Parties
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When the fire department is driving past your house and they say, "Mmm, nutmeg" -- that's a bad sign.
12/11/2000
02:16

Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 1
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The U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments today from lawyers for presidential candidates Governor George W. Bush and Vice President Al Gore.
12/11/2000
02:45

Courting Disaster - Bush v. Gore Pt. 2
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Senior Legal Correspondent Steve Carell reports live from outside the Supreme Court on the ongoing Bush v. Gore hearings.
12/11/2000
01:32

Jerusalem Voters
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The extraordinary events of the past weekend have escalated an already tense Israeli-Palestinian situation to the boiling point.
12/11/2000
01:30

Smart Cookie
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Floridians are too busy with their hot buns contests, sliders, twisted nipples and whipped cream to get their electors in on time.
12/12/2000
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