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Jon Stewart Jizz-Ams in Front of Children - Cap'n Trade

Season 14 • 07/21/2009

Cap'n Trade was a strong energy bill until he was stripped and humiliated into a compromised law.

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02:25

To Sir, With Love - Texting Mark Sanford
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Jason Jones offers to frame Mark Sanford's affair in the most flattering light possible if the governor comes on the show.
07/20/2009
05:15

Back in Black - Health Care Reform
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If Republicans can't give Lewis Black any evidence against Obama's health care reform, then at least do the honorable thing and confuse him.
07/20/2009
02:43

To Sir, With Love
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Journalists write love letters to Mark Sanford's office in attempts to get the governor on their "news" programs.
07/20/2009
02:24

Moon Landing Anniversary
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It took America 10 years, astronauts' lives and millions of dollars to hit a golf ball on the moon.
07/20/2009
06:43

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams discusses journalistic integrity, praises Walter Cronkite's legacy and arm wrestles Jon.
07/20/2009
00:15

Moment of Zen - Expensive Wheelchair
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CNN reports on a wheelchair that costs four times as much to rent as it does to buy.
07/20/2009
04:38

iFeud
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Wyatt Cenac explores the cutthroat business rivalry between "Pull My Finger" and "iFart."
07/21/2009
04:20

Greener Postures
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Jon can't stay awake long enough to describe the new cap-and-trade energy bill regulating greenhouse gas output.
07/21/2009
00:19

Moment of Zen - Tom Price's Request
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Representative Tom Price requests consent for a moment of silence on the floor of the House.
07/21/2009
08:37

Steven Chu
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Steven Chu believes the cap-and-trade bill is a great opportunity for America to lead a new industrial revolution.
07/21/2009
02:39

Jon Stewart Jizz-Ams in Front of Children - Cap'n Trade
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Cap'n Trade starts off as a super-strong energy bill until he gets stripped of his powers and becomes a horribly compromised law.
07/21/2009
05:05

Good Morning America Investigates Michael Jackson's Death
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"Good Morning America" interviews a celebrity grave expert and solves the mystery of Michael Jackson's lost corpse.
07/22/2009
08:19

The Born Identity
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Barack Obama is not only the United States' first black president -- he's also the first not-American president.
07/22/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - Liz Cheney Sounds Like Her Father
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Liz Cheney and her father share the same opinion of Barack Obama's weak stand on national security.
07/22/2009
06:50

Kevin Nealon
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Kevin Nealon discusses some of the prophetic storylines from "Weeds" that have happened in real life, like fires and autoerotic asphyxiation.
07/22/2009
08:51

White House M.D.
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President Obama holds a press conference to clarify his health care plan, but his response to the Henry Louis Gates Jr. arrest gets all of the attention.
07/23/2009
00:06

Moment of Zen - Obama's Plan Is Going to Kill You
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Author Dick Morris warns Bill O'Reilly that President Obama's health care plan will kill him.
07/23/2009
04:15

Crossfire - F-22s and Concealed Weapons
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The Senate votes to stop production of useless F-22s and rejects a bill to allow the transporting of concealed guns across state lines.
07/23/2009
00:52

Daily/Colbert - Universal Health Care
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Jon doesn't know how much a full anal probe costs on Alpha Centauri because his memory was erased.
07/23/2009
05:28

Sally Jenkins
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Sally Jenkins discusses a Mississippi county that seceded from the South during the Civil War and the man who led the insurrection.
07/23/2009
06:16

Quitter
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In her final speech as governor, Sarah Palin criticizes the media, denounces Hollywood and makes veiled Ashley Judd references.
07/27/2009
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