The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Austin Powerless

Season 7 • 05/14/2003

Republicans dress up in chicken suits to get what they want.

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03:02

Austin Powerless
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Democrats from the Texas House of Representatives bolt for the Oklahoma state line to prevent a vote that would redraw voting districts.
05/13/2003
01:08

Don't Fear the Reefer
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American officials fear Canada's new tolerance will lead to more smuggling and organized crime.
05/13/2003
02:29

Democrats on the Lam
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Rob Corddry explains that the Texas democrats are trying to conduct the people's business while subsisting only on the contents of their mini-bars.
05/13/2003
01:49

Seattle Terror Drill
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Ed Helms explains the simulated Seattle bombing is an event that would have been seared into our national consciousness.
05/13/2003
06:20

Josh Jackson
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Josh Jackson talks to Jon about how he was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at a hockey game.
05/13/2003
01:22

Chief Petty Officer
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President Bush continues to broaden the divide between the U.S. and France by choosing not to stay in France when he visits France.
05/14/2003
00:07

Moment of Zen - Republican Chicken
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Republican protestors take the high road in Texas redistricting struggle.
05/14/2003
03:13

Digital Watch - Identity Theft
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Ed Helms wants to make sure that the only person calling Anal Zoo is you.
05/14/2003
07:41

Diane Ravitch
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Diane Ravitch makes Jon's brain hurt with all the nonsensical standards in practice in the modern American education.
05/14/2003
04:40

Full Metal Junket
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Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
05/14/2003
01:57

Austin Powerless
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Texas Republicans demonstrate the adult approach to politics by playing catch and making funny cards.
05/14/2003
01:12

Intro - Couch Potatoes
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Jon guesses his audience is the 25% of Americans who get no exercise whatsoever.
05/15/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Opening Bell
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South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun keeps his hand on the Opening Bell.
05/15/2003
07:51

Michael Kinsley
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Michael Kinsley talks to Jon about getting fooled by the fake article on monkey fishing.
05/15/2003
03:39

Come On! - Sun
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Rob Corddry believes man has improved on everything the Sun does.
05/15/2003
03:03

Korea in Krisis - South Korea
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Roh Moo-hyun sits down with President Bush to discuss the continued threat of his neighbor to the North.
05/15/2003
04:39

Ad Nauseam - Advertisements
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Steve Carell takes a look at recent advances made toward achieving mankind's age old dream of total advertising saturation.
05/15/2003
03:33

Fleischer Departs
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Stephen Colbert reports that Ari Fleischer's resignation did not come as a surprise because Fleischer has been dismissive and aloof for months.
05/27/2003
01:09

Down Came the Rain
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Jon Stewart spent his Memorial Day looking for animals to pair up and bring on the ark.
05/27/2003
00:17

Moment of Zen - Ari Fleischer
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White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer is sure that whoever the Democratic party chooses as their Presidential nominee will seek to raise taxes.
05/27/2003
05:41

Creed Isn't Good
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Correspondent Rob Corddry interviews fans who are finally doing something about Creed sucking.
05/27/2003
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