Crank Yankers

Chelsea Peretti Wants You to Know She's, Like, Really Hot

Season 5 E 1 • 09/27/2019

Chelsea Peretti inquiries about a job at a restaurant known for its attractive waitresses, and she isn't afraid to flaunt her own hotness.

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02:39

Elmer's Pacemaker
Crank YankersS3 E17

After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
02/23/2005
02:15

Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough Syrup
Crank YankersS3 E17

A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
02/23/2005
02:23

Dr. Premise Calls a Voice Coach
Crank YankersS3 E17

Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
02/23/2005
02:25

Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of Monuments
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Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
03/02/2005
02:47

Elmer Needs an Assistant
Crank YankersS3 E18

Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
03/02/2005
02:59

Spoonie Plans a Night Out
Crank YankersS3 E18

Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
03/02/2005
01:56

Doughnuts for Special Ed
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Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
03/09/2005
02:23

Jack Needs a House Sitter
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A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
03/09/2005
00:54

Mister Moustache Strikes Again
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Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
03/09/2005
Highlight
03:42

The Truth Recruits Senior Citizens
Crank YankersS5 E1

Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
09/27/2019
Highlight
04:55

Chelsea Peretti Wants You to Know She's, Like, Really Hot
Crank YankersS5 E1

Chelsea Peretti inquiries about a job at a restaurant known for its attractive waitresses, and she isn't afraid to flaunt her own hotness.
09/27/2019
Highlight
02:38

Shasta (Punkie Johnson) Warns the Neighbors of White Activity
Crank YankersS5 E2

Shasta (Punkie Johnson) calls up her local neighborhood watch to report a guy for doing suspicious activities while white.
10/02/2019
Highlight
03:06

Abbi Jacobson Investigates Her Missed Connection at the Rental Car Counter
Crank YankersS5 E3

Cheryl (Abbi Jacobson) calls up a rental car agency looking for an employee with whom she felt serious vibes.
10/09/2019
Highlight
03:42

Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) Want a Birthday Cake for Daddy
Crank YankersS5 E4

Mork (Eric Wareheim) and Brad (Tim Heidecker) phone a Dutch bakery to order a birthday cake for their dad, but their ideas might prove too inventive to accommodate.
10/17/2019
Highlight
04:45

Fortune Feimster's the Butt of the Joke & Aubrey Plaza Needs Wiccan-Approved Lumber
Crank YankersS5 E5

A butt-dial leads to a blossoming friendship for Fortune Feimster, and Aubrey Plaza has a love-hate relationship with a lumber yard's business practices.
10/31/2019
Highlight
02:35

Niles's Lice Problem
Crank YankersS5 E6

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) seeks advice on dealing with his domesticated orangutan's lice infestation.
11/07/2019
Highlight
03:23

Bob (Will Forte) Gets a Bird's-Eye View
Crank YankersS5 E8

Bob (Will Forte) calls the Audubon Society to identify a bird he spots through his Ring video doorbell, which catches a bit more than a feathered friend on his lawn.
12/02/2019
Highlight
02:59

Mrs. Birchum's Nut Butter
Crank YankersS5 E9

Birchum (Adam Carolla) calls an organic food store in search of a weight control nut butter for his wife.
12/05/2019
Highlight
03:08

The Champ (Bobby Brown) Calls Tiffany Haddish
Crank YankersS5 E10

Mike Tyson (Bobby Brown) invites Tiffany Haddish to help honor him as the best boxer ever.
12/12/2019
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02:55

Behind the Seams - The Truth's New Career
Crank YankersS5

Get a look behind the scenes as David Alan Grier runs into some email address complications while trying to secure an in-mall performance for Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld.
01/21/2020
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02:58

Behind the Seams - Tiffany Haddish's "Red Dead Redemption" Complaint
Crank YankersS5

Get a behind-the-scenes look at how Tiffany Haddish sorts out her relationship troubles with a video game store sales clerk who sold her man "Red Dead Redemption."
02/14/2020
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