Stan Builds a Manger
South Park
Season 8 E 14 • 12/15/2004

The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.

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Only Causes Are Left
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Jesus reminds everyone to focus on the cause, not the scause.
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What Would Jesus Do?
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After being duped by the bracelet company, Jesus seeks vengeance.
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10/31/2012
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Looking to raise awareness for their cause, Stan and Jesus visit the P.F. Pityef Bracelet factory.
10/31/2012
01:09

Pffftt
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Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.
10/31/2012
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Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.
10/31/2012
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The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.
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03:01

Rabbit Stew
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The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed after Jesus confirms St. Peter was a rabbit.
04/04/2007
01:44

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A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
12/07/2005
01:34

Kyle's Presentation
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Kyle's speech doesn't quiet Cartman's bigotry and gingers are now banned from the cafeteria. Kyle comes up with a plan to teach Cartman a lesson.
11/09/2005
00:55

Cartman's Last Words to Kyle
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Cartman has Butters apologize to Kyle for him. Kyle is still angry at Cartman and refuses to forgive him for always being such a jerk.
04/13/2005
00:44

The Perfect Host
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The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
12/15/2004
01:35

The Critters Attack Stan
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The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
12/15/2004
02:36

Stan Builds a Manger
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The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
12/15/2004
00:59

Kyle Can't Sleep
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Kyle seeks spiritual advice from Priest Maxi, who recommends a conversion to Christianity.
03/31/2004
00:35

Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus
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The night after seeing "The Passion of the Christ," Kyle's dreams are haunted by visions of his people killing Jesus.
03/31/2004
01:27

Kyle Sees The Passion
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Kyle goes to see Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ." He leaves confused about Judaism.
03/31/2004
02:24

I've Seen the Passion 34 Times
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Cartman tells Kyle that Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" says that the Jews are the Devil.
03/31/2004
01:19

Randy Gets Fired Up
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When Stan reports back to his family about his pleasant night with the Harrisons, his dad wants to kick Mr. Harrison's ass for talking religion with his son.
11/19/2003
02:42

Joseph Smith: Part 2
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The Harrisons apologize to Randy for talking about religion with Stan and explain a little more about their prophet, Joseph Smith.
11/19/2003
03:07

Joseph Smith: Part 1
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After Stan professes his ignorance of the Joseph Smith story, Gary's Father begins telling the story of the Mormon prophet's vision.
11/19/2003
01:19

Faith Plus One
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Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
10/29/2003
01:47

Not A Big Deal 2
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The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
10/29/2003
01:22

Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
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Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
10/29/2003
01:00

Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
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Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
10/29/2003
02:10

Pleasing Jesus
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Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
10/29/2003
01:00

You're A Bad Liar
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Jesus is killed while the boys and Santa Claus are running from the Iraqis.
12/11/2002
01:00

I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
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Jesus and the boys kill Santa's captors, but they've also set off an alarm.
12/11/2002
00:51

What A Shithole
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Jesus and the boys locate Santa's signal in Iraq. They bring the sleigh down on the rooftop of the building where he's being held.
12/11/2002
01:03

Lock & Load We're Going In
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The boys interrupt Jesus to give Him the bad news about Santa Claus. Jesus arms himself.
12/11/2002
01:44

Precious Christmastime Moment
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While Jimmy continues his Christmas song, the boys hop aboard Santa's backup sleigh to find Jesus.
12/11/2002
02:04

We Brought Christmas To Iraq
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Jimmy finally finishes his song, just as Santa Claus arrives to bring Christmas joy and the message of Jesus to South Park. The boys each get a present and Kenny doesn't die.
12/11/2002
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