What Are YOU On?
South Park
Season 16 E 13 • 10/31/2012

Jesus visits the farmers in Belarus to bring attention to their struggle.

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00:57

Only Causes Are Left
South ParkS16 E13

Jesus reminds everyone to focus on the cause, not the scause.
10/31/2012
01:33

What Would Jesus Do?
South ParkS16 E13

After being duped by the bracelet company, Jesus seeks vengeance.
10/31/2012
01:14

What Are YOU On?
South ParkS16 E13

Jesus visits the farmers in Belarus to bring attention to their struggle.
10/31/2012
01:32

Our Scause?
South ParkS16 E13

Looking to raise awareness for their cause, Stan and Jesus visit the P.F. Pityef Bracelet factory.
10/31/2012
01:09

Pffftt
South ParkS16 E13

Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.
10/31/2012
01:50

Maybe It's The Pee Pee Fairy
South ParkS16 E13

Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.
10/31/2012
00:50

Jesus Asterisk Christ
South ParkS16 E13

The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.
10/31/2012
01:02

Haha! It's A Trap!!
South ParkS14 E9

Cartman and the boys sneak into Sizzler.
10/13/2010
01:11

The Last Pizza Party
South ParkS13 E3

Kyle realizes what he must do.
03/25/2009
00:53

Santa Joins The Battle
South ParkS11 E12

Butters is able to imagine Santa.
10/31/2007
02:30

Peter Rabbit
South ParkS11 E5

Stan and Kyle seek answers from Professor Teabag, an expert on the history of the church. He tells the boy that St.. Peter was a rabbit who Christ put in charge of his church.
04/04/2007
03:01

Rabbit Stew
South ParkS11 E5

The Head of the Catholic League orders Jesus to be killed after Jesus confirms St. Peter was a rabbit.
04/04/2007
01:44

Randy is Cured
South ParkS9 E14

A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
12/07/2005
01:34

Kyle's Presentation
South ParkS9 E11

Kyle's speech doesn't quiet Cartman's bigotry and gingers are now banned from the cafeteria. Kyle comes up with a plan to teach Cartman a lesson.
11/09/2005
00:55

Cartman's Last Words to Kyle
South ParkS9 E6

Cartman has Butters apologize to Kyle for him. Kyle is still angry at Cartman and refuses to forgive him for always being such a jerk.
04/13/2005
00:44

The Perfect Host
South ParkS8 E14

The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
12/15/2004
01:35

The Critters Attack Stan
South ParkS8 E14

The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
12/15/2004
02:36

Stan Builds a Manger
South ParkS8 E14

The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
12/15/2004
00:59

Kyle Can't Sleep
South ParkS8 E3

Kyle seeks spiritual advice from Priest Maxi, who recommends a conversion to Christianity.
03/31/2004
00:35

Kyle Dreams of Killing Jesus
South ParkS8 E3

The night after seeing "The Passion of the Christ," Kyle's dreams are haunted by visions of his people killing Jesus.
03/31/2004
01:27

Kyle Sees The Passion
South ParkS8 E3

Kyle goes to see Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ." He leaves confused about Judaism.
03/31/2004
02:24

I've Seen the Passion 34 Times
South ParkS8 E3

Cartman tells Kyle that Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" says that the Jews are the Devil.
03/31/2004
01:19

Randy Gets Fired Up
South ParkS7 E12

When Stan reports back to his family about his pleasant night with the Harrisons, his dad wants to kick Mr. Harrison's ass for talking religion with his son.
11/19/2003
02:42

Joseph Smith: Part 2
South ParkS7 E12

The Harrisons apologize to Randy for talking about religion with Stan and explain a little more about their prophet, Joseph Smith.
11/19/2003
03:07

Joseph Smith: Part 1
South ParkS7 E12

After Stan professes his ignorance of the Joseph Smith story, Gary's Father begins telling the story of the Mormon prophet's vision.
11/19/2003
01:19

Faith Plus One
South ParkS7 E9

Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
10/29/2003
01:47

Not A Big Deal 2
South ParkS7 E9

The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
10/29/2003
01:22

Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
South ParkS7 E9

Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
10/29/2003
01:00

Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
South ParkS7 E9

Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
10/29/2003
02:10

Pleasing Jesus
South ParkS7 E9

Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
10/29/2003
01:00

You're A Bad Liar
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus is killed while the boys and Santa Claus are running from the Iraqis.
12/11/2002
01:00

I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys kill Santa's captors, but they've also set off an alarm.
12/11/2002
00:51

What A Shithole
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys locate Santa's signal in Iraq. They bring the sleigh down on the rooftop of the building where he's being held.
12/11/2002
01:03

Lock & Load We're Going In
South ParkS6 E17

The boys interrupt Jesus to give Him the bad news about Santa Claus. Jesus arms himself.
12/11/2002
01:44

Precious Christmastime Moment
South ParkS6 E17

While Jimmy continues his Christmas song, the boys hop aboard Santa's backup sleigh to find Jesus.
12/11/2002
02:04

We Brought Christmas To Iraq
South ParkS6 E17

Jimmy finally finishes his song, just as Santa Claus arrives to bring Christmas joy and the message of Jesus to South Park. The boys each get a present and Kenny doesn't die.
12/11/2002
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