The Colbert Report

Better Know a District - California's 27th - Brad Sherman

Season 2 • 03/22/2006

Stephen wants to know the name of the movie in which Rep. Brad Sherman saw a naked woman.

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Intro - 3/21/06
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Tonight: the early symptoms of mad cow disease, which include short term memory loss, and the early symptoms of mad cow disease, which include short term memory loss.
03/21/2006
03:12

The Word - Eat It
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Expensive tests for mad cow disease make corporations sick, and nothing tears Stephen up more than the thought of a sick corporation.
03/21/2006
05:52

Steve Kroft
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Does Morley Safer makes Steve Kroft run and get him cigarettes on the set of "60 Minutes"?
03/21/2006
02:09

The In-Box - Corrections
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Stephen loves getting e-mail from viewers -- even corrections sound like love letters.
03/21/2006
04:39

Employee Performance Reviews
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Stephen had scheduled employee performance reviews for after the show, but decides to go ahead and conduct them on-air.
03/21/2006
04:55

Dan Senor
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Former Coalition Provisional Authority spokesman Dan Senor is conservative on national security but liberal on neckties.
03/22/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Thank You, America
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Stephen wants to thank America for watching -- not the viewers at home, but the government.
03/22/2006
01:23

Advice for Jennifer Anniston
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Jennifer Aniston is moving from Hollywood to Chicago, and Stephen has some advice for her: head to the Wiener's Circle at Clark and Wrightwood and get a francheesy.
03/22/2006
05:35

The Word - I Am the Great and Powerful Oz
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By firing teachers who claimed to have credentials they didn't earn, Miami schools are sending their students the wrong message -- don't get caught.
03/22/2006
00:34

Intro - 3/22/06
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Tonight: Florida teachers take a break from having sex with their students, Stephen explores California's fightin' 27th and the Iraqis are really using their newly-built hospitals.
03/22/2006
07:09

Better Know a District - California's 27th - Brad Sherman
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Stephen's interview with Representative Brad Sherman, whose district contains a large portion of the porn industry, is interrupted by a pizza delivery guy.
03/22/2006
01:47

Sign Off - The Reason for the Hearth
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Stephen knits a scarf for America by the fireside and offers a few words on the meaning of the hearth.
03/23/2006
03:58

Home, Hearth, Heart and Heartland - This Land Is Your Land
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American values are going right down the toilet -- and not one of those modern, low-flow, sissy toilets, either.
03/23/2006
00:28

Intro - 3/23/06
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Tonight: Stephen celebrates American values, teaches the White House Press Corps some manners and learns how John Kasich dares call himself Bill O'Reilly's replacement.
03/23/2006
03:38

Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Raise a Hero
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For parents who want to raise heroes, Stephen has sound advice: men, never cry in front of your kids; women, stay home and home-school the children.
03/23/2006
06:10

John Kasich
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John Kasich, host of "The Heartland with John Kasich" on FOX News, lists honesty, integrity, personal responsibility and humility among the best of America's traditional values.
03/23/2006
03:44

Miss Manners
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Stephen explains to Miss Manners, Judith Martin, how rudeness is acceptable once you get yourself a TV show.
03/23/2006
00:33

Intro - 3/27/06
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Time Magazine implies that the Iraq war isn't worth the cost. A Ferrari isn't worth the cost, but it gets you laid.
03/27/2006
01:05

Off the Market
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The demand for Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 has been overwhelming.
03/27/2006
01:10

Letter to the Judge
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If you do go to prison, punch somebody in the face the minute you get there -- that way all the other inmates will think you're loco.
03/27/2006
06:32

Gary Hart
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Gary Hart shows Stephen how to make an attack dog out of duct tape.
03/27/2006
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