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Headlines- Major League Gashole

Season 5 • 05/01/2001

As far as Dick Cheney is concerned the bald eagles can just stay at the Radisson.

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02:03

Ad Nauseam - The Soup Wars
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Steve Carell gives a guided tour through the "soup wars," a bitter advertising battle between Progresso and Campell's.
04/30/2001
01:42

Allergy Season
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Jon tells the audience that his allergies are so bad it makes him regret the quantity of his nipples.
04/30/2001
01:19

Headlines - Ca$h Gordon
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Millionaire Dennis Tito, the world's first space tourist, paid a high price for getting to hang out with lonely men in space.
04/30/2001
02:39

Space Tourism
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Stephen Colbert is upset that American millionaire Dennis Tito became the world's first space tourist, because he went to the Russians to do it.
04/30/2001
01:36

Other News - It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World
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Jon reports on "The Runner," a new television show that plans to integrate advertising seamlessly into its narrative.
04/30/2001
00:16

Moment of Zen - Pigeon Coup
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A flock of pigeons in London swarm about.
05/01/2001
04:06

A Trend Indeed - Asia
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Clearly only a fool would try to reason with a toy.
05/01/2001
01:27

This Just In - Dirty Work
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Porn on the Internet continues to thrive, despite other companies of the e-world fighting for their survival.
05/01/2001
05:51

Dominic Chianese
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Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
05/01/2001
03:07

Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - Menopause
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Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
05/01/2001
04:06

Headlines- Major League Gashole
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The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
05/01/2001
04:43

The Other Killer White Meat
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Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
05/02/2001
02:28

Headlines - Shield of Dreams
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After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
05/02/2001
03:13

Back in Black - Abusing the System
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The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
05/02/2001
00:09

Moment of Zen - Nuclear
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President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
05/02/2001
01:17

Fire Away
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According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
05/02/2001
03:47

Shield of Dreams - Technology
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Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
05/02/2001
01:27

Other News - Mammal in the Mirror
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For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
05/02/2001
02:35

Dastardly Nations
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You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
05/02/2001
03:38

Other News - Dream Con
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The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
05/03/2001
02:59

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
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"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
05/03/2001
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