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Dastardly Nations

Season 5 • 05/02/2001

Senior Foreign Correspondent Vance DeGeneres reports that we should fear all nations.

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Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
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Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - Menopause
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Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
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The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
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After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
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Back in Black - Abusing the System
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The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
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Moment of Zen - Nuclear
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President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
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Fire Away
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According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
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Shield of Dreams - Technology
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Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
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Other News - Mammal in the Mirror
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For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
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Dastardly Nations
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You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
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The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
05/03/2001
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Driven
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"Driven" stars Sylvester Stallone and the Filene's Basement version of Heath Ledger, Kip Pardue.
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Moment of Zen - Priests Singing
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A group of orthodox priests sing.
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Headlines - Press Corpse
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Only two national television reporters will be allowed into Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh's execution chamber.
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Robert Patrick plays psychos and mean bastards but you gotta do what you gotta do.
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It's Not Easy Being Green
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Mill Ends Park is a two-foot by two-foot oasis that has been set aside to be protected and cherished.
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Pet Sedentary
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Pets can be freeze-dried through the pet freeze-drying technology of maverick pet freeze-dryer Anthony Eddy.
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Moment of Zen - T-Ball
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Sports announcer Bob Costas calls the play-by-play for t-ball on the South Lawn.
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Other News - Strom of the Century
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While Orrin Hatch accuses Democrats of holding a Strom Thurmond death watch, Strom Thurmond accuses a potted plant of having lips that say 'no' but eyes that say 'yes.'
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Headlines - Bush League
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President George W. Bush opened a t-ball game on the White House South Lawn with the ceremonial forced attempt at humor.
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