The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Not in Your Front Yard

Season 11 • 04/20/2006

Without tacky sh*t allowed on the lawns, how does anyone know they're in Florida?

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03:15

Let's Glow Iran
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld wouldn't reassure the American people like they were children if there actually was a problem with Iran.
04/19/2006
05:09

Dennis Quaid
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Dennis Quaid's character in his latest movie is a "fictional" president from Texas whose father was also president.
04/19/2006
02:10

The Decider - Donald Rumsfeld
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Only President George W. Bush can decide whether Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld goes or stays.
04/19/2006
03:02

Poor Spokesmanship
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The White House has realized that most Americans feel that the administration's policies are failing, so they changed the person who tells the public about those failures.
04/19/2006
00:30

Colbert/Daily - Aesop of the Senate
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Along with the lion of the Senate, there's also a fox, a giraffe, a goat and a reticulated python.
04/20/2006
04:45

Headlines - Who's Hu in America
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In the White House visitation hierarchy, China's president Hu Jintao's official visit is more prestigious than a jazz brunch, a key party or a reach around.
04/20/2006
02:16

Headlines - Rove Steps Down
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President Bush's longtime advisor Emperor Palpatine -- sorry, Karl Rove -- steps down to focus on midterm elections.
04/20/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Bush on Hu
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President George W. Bush states that he enjoys his time with Chinese president Hu Jintao during a press conference.
04/20/2006
03:21

Ted Kennedy Pt. 2
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Senator Ted Kennedy believes that money is a corrosive aspect of politics today, creating the best Congress money can buy.
04/20/2006
04:05

Ted Kennedy Pt. 1
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Senator Ted Kennedy believes that voting against going to war in Iraq is the most important vote he's ever cast in the U.S. Senate.
04/20/2006
05:04

Not in Your Front Yard
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People have always enjoyed the rules and order of planned communities, such as Levittown, NY, Celebration, FL and Jonestown, Guyana.
04/20/2006
00:21

Moment of Zen - Oooh, Aaah!
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In Patagonia, Argentina a large chunk of ice breaks off and falls into the water below.
04/24/2006
00:56

Daily/Colbert - 4/24/06
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Stephen heard that Mossad once killed a guy with a fake fountain pen.
04/24/2006
02:29

Gorman - Royal Treatment
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Dave Gorman draws parallels between the decline of the British Empire and the current state of the "American Empire."
04/24/2006
04:07

Happy Earth Day
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Mommy, I want to be the superhero that tells us what our house is made of.
04/24/2006
01:36

Monarchy Update - Queen of the Stone Age
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You can be rich, you can be poor, but you can't buy taste.
04/24/2006
07:26

Efraim Halevy
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Jon and Efraim Halevy discuss the Middle East, the CIA and the war in Iraq.
04/24/2006
03:05

Monarchy Update - The King and Them
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All want to be king or queen, but only the ones smart enough to come out of the right vagina get the title.
04/24/2006
01:07

Daily/Colbert - Proofreader
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Stephen Colbert speaks in typos because his proofreader is out sick.
04/25/2006
00:26

Moment of Zen - Magnum, P.I.
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In a "Magnum, P.I." clip, Tom Selleck drives off after a car falls over a cliff.
04/25/2006
02:39

Oil and Trouble
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Rob Corddry believes President Bush's record in the oil industry undeniably shows that he knows very little about how it works.
04/25/2006
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