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The Decider - Donald Rumsfeld

Season 11 • 04/19/2006

President George W. Bush may always be wrong, but he sure is decisive.

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03:22

Headlines - Duke Lacrosse Rape Allegations
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National news outlets seize upon the Duke lacrosse players' rape allegations.
04/18/2006
02:10

1906 Earthquake - Crappy Anniversary
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The 100th anniversary of the 1906 earthquake that destroyed half of San Francisco reminds seismologists that the next quake "is not a question of when, but when."
04/18/2006
02:30

Egg Beaters
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Samantha Bee uses biblical precedence to argue that gays should not be allowed at the White House Easter Egg hunt.
04/18/2006
00:28

Preview - 4/18/06
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Next week, Jason Jones asks the burning question: "Without tacky sh*t on your lawn, how does anyone know they're in Florida?"
04/18/2006
01:23

Moment of Zen - McClellan Tribute
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The Daily Show presents a special Tribute of Zen to former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan.
04/19/2006
01:06

Daily/Colbert -Ted Kennedy
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Stephen Colbert can't believe that Jon Stewart is having Massachusetts liberal, Senator Ted Kennedy on The Daily Show tomorrow.
04/19/2006
03:33

Headlines - Scott Free
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Scott McClellan has taken much criticism over the years for his evasiveness, sweaty disingenuous lying.
04/19/2006
03:15

Let's Glow Iran
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld wouldn't reassure the American people like they were children if there actually was a problem with Iran.
04/19/2006
05:09

Dennis Quaid
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Dennis Quaid's character in his latest movie is a "fictional" president from Texas whose father was also president.
04/19/2006
03:02

Poor Spokesmanship
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The White House has realized that most Americans feel that the administration's policies are failing, so they changed the person who tells the public about those failures.
04/19/2006
02:10

The Decider - Donald Rumsfeld
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Only President George W. Bush can decide whether Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld goes or stays.
04/19/2006
00:30

Colbert/Daily - Aesop of the Senate
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Along with the lion of the Senate, there's also a fox, a giraffe, a goat and a reticulated python.
04/20/2006
04:45

Headlines - Who's Hu in America
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In the White House visitation hierarchy, China's president Hu Jintao's official visit is more prestigious than a jazz brunch, a key party or a reach around.
04/20/2006
02:16

Headlines - Rove Steps Down
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President Bush's longtime advisor Emperor Palpatine -- sorry, Karl Rove -- steps down to focus on midterm elections.
04/20/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Bush on Hu
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President George W. Bush states that he enjoys his time with Chinese president Hu Jintao during a press conference.
04/20/2006
03:21

Ted Kennedy Pt. 2
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Senator Ted Kennedy believes that money is a corrosive aspect of politics today, creating the best Congress money can buy.
04/20/2006
04:05

Ted Kennedy Pt. 1
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Senator Ted Kennedy believes that voting against going to war in Iraq is the most important vote he's ever cast in the U.S. Senate.
04/20/2006
05:04

Not in Your Front Yard
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People have always enjoyed the rules and order of planned communities, such as Levittown, NY, Celebration, FL and Jonestown, Guyana.
04/20/2006
00:21

Moment of Zen - Oooh, Aaah!
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In Patagonia, Argentina a large chunk of ice breaks off and falls into the water below.
04/24/2006
00:56

Daily/Colbert - 4/24/06
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Stephen heard that Mossad once killed a guy with a fake fountain pen.
04/24/2006
02:29

Gorman - Royal Treatment
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Dave Gorman draws parallels between the decline of the British Empire and the current state of the "American Empire."
04/24/2006
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