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Better Know a District - Virginia's 3rd

Season 10 • 05/05/2014

Rep. Bobby Scott defends his lack of American flag tattoos and argues in favor of clean tap water.

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05:11

CNN's Endless Wait for Flight 370 News
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CNN veers into absurd territory as correspondents brace themselves for an update on Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
05/01/2014
03:22

Saul Williams - "Amethyst Rocks"
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Musician and slam poet Saul Williams delivers a performance of "Amethyst Rocks" from his book "The Dead Emcee Scrolls."
05/01/2014
03:52

Saul Williams
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Poet, actor and musician Saul Williams chats about his role in the Tupac Shakur-inspired musical, "Holler If Ya Hear Me."
05/01/2014
03:32

"Watters' World"
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"The O'Reilly Factor" correspondent Jesse Watters hits the streets in a segment highlighting the ignorance of America's youth.
05/01/2014
05:01

"Watters' World" - Tad's Turf
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Stephen's building manager visits Columbia University in an effort to find laughably ignorant students.
05/01/2014
00:35

Intro - 5/5/14
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Stephen sheds light on the state of Virginia, racism persists in America, and guest Edward O. Wilson extols the virtues of ants.
05/05/2014
03:02

Nancy Pelosi's Cinco de Mayo Celebration
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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi urges Republicans to pass immigration reform as a way to honor Cinco de Mayo.
05/05/2014
03:10

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Racism and Ghosts
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar weighs in on L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling's bigoted remarks, arguing that more white people believe in ghosts than in racism.
05/05/2014
05:56

Edward O. Wilson
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"A Window on Eternity" author Edward O. Wilson explains why he chose to study ants and describes the uniquely rich biodiversity of Mozambique's Gorongosa National Park.
05/05/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/05/2014
08:00

Better Know a District - Virginia's 3rd
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Virginia Congressman Bobby Scott discusses Richmond's high tattoo ranking, the legitimacy of government jobs and whether rhyming has any effect on policy.
05/05/2014
05:18

Satanic Monument for the Oklahoma State House
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Oklahoma Satanists unveil a statue of the devil to counter a Ten Commandments display at the State Capitol building.
05/06/2014
04:50

NRA Annual Meeting & Guns Everywhere in Georgia
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Rick Santorum and Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal speak at a massive NRA event, and a Georgia law allows people to pack heat in schools, bars, churches and libraries.
05/06/2014
00:33

Intro - 5/6/14
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Gun rights make headway, Oklahoma City gets a new monument, and Bette Midler visits The Report.
05/06/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Nightcap
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Stephen ends the night with an adult beverage.
05/06/2014
03:07

Rand Paul's Derby Date with Rupert Murdoch
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Rand Paul attends the Kentucky Derby with Rupert Murdoch in an apparent act of political courtship.
05/06/2014
07:04

Bette Midler
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Bette Midler chats about the reissue of her memoir, "A View From a Broad," growing up in Hawaii and making a successful career out of being "divine."
05/06/2014
06:45

Tip/Wag - Herald Embroidery, Bug Scientists & Dana Perino
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A Kentucky store discriminates against gays and Freemasons, scientists discover the world's first female penis, and Fox News's Dana Perino deflates a conspiracy theory.
05/07/2014
05:57

David Remnick
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David Remnick describes "The 40s" and The New Yorker's evolution from a comedy magazine to a groundbreaking source of investigative journalism.
05/07/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/07/2014
04:16

Vibrant Constipation Pill
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Doctors develop a pill that vibrates constipation away, and Stephen offers tips on cell phone storage.
05/07/2014
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