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Elmer's Gay Porn
Season 2 E 16 • 10/21/2003
Elmer becomes enraged after finding gay porn on his new computer.
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03:14
Wedding Bells for Niles
Crank Yankers
S2 E12
After becoming engaged to his elderly aunt, Niles calls a wedding planner to arrange the perfect wedding.
09/23/2003
01:50
Gladys's Conjugal Visit
Crank Yankers
S2 E12
Despite the fact that she doesn't know anyone in prison, Gladys is eager to arrange a conjugal visit.
09/23/2003
02:47
Elmer Can't Get Out of Bed
Crank Yankers
S2 E14
Elmer can't figure which button to push to escape from his new adjustable bed.
10/07/2003
02:19
Arthur Johnson Wants to Settle a Score
Crank Yankers
S2 E14
Arthur Johnson wants to buy a singing telegram in order to embarrass an old friend.
10/07/2003
03:17
Bobby Needs a Loan
Crank Yankers
S2 E14
In order to pay back his bookie, Bobby Fletcher needs to get his hands on some cash as quickly as possible.
10/07/2003
02:35
Birchum Lays a Relative to Rest
Crank Yankers
S2 E15
Birchum calls a sea burial company to inquire about the possibility of fishing as part of the grieving process.
10/14/2003
03:00
Terrence Calls a Casting Agent
Crank Yankers
S2 E15
Terrence hatches a plan to have an attractive actress stalk his client George Wendt in order to bring him back into the spotlight.
10/14/2003
03:16
Cammie's Breast Implants
Crank Yankers
S2 E15
Cammie consults a paranormal investigator about her haunted breasts implants and the best way to consummate a ghostly relationship.
10/14/2003
03:24
Agent Tierney Issues a Citation
Crank Yankers
S2 E16
An Italian deli owner receives a confusing call from the Office of Product Placement and Location.
10/21/2003
02:14
George Zucco Wants to Rent a Movie
Crank Yankers
S2 E16
After forgetting the name of a classic science fiction film, George Zucco calls a video store for some help.
10/21/2003
02:56
Elmer's Gay Porn
Crank Yankers
S2 E16
Elmer is shocked to find gay porn on a computer that his grandson gave to him.
10/21/2003
02:12
Birchum Wants to Help the Children
Crank Yankers
S2 E17
In order to get some work done around the house, Birchum calls to find out who's available through the Big Brothers program.
10/28/2003
01:57
Cammie's Car Rental
Crank Yankers
S2 E17
Cammie needs a place to hook up with a guy, so she calls a car rental company to inquire about their hourly rates.
10/28/2003
02:52
Jeff Is Looking for a New Toy
Crank Yankers
S2 E17
In preparation for his 60th anniversary, Jeff calls a boutique to inquire about their selection of sex toys.
10/28/2003
03:10
Gladys's Slime
Crank Yankers
S2 E18
Gladys calls a toy store to discourage them from selling slime to kids.
11/04/2003
01:10
Kevin and Katie Call a Butcher Shop
Crank Yankers
S2 E18
Kevin and Katie incur the wrath of a butcher shop employee after asking one too many ridiculous questions.
11/04/2003
03:30
Elmer Checks His Lucky Numbers
Crank Yankers
S2 E18
Elmer reviews the latest winning lotto numbers and reminisces about his coconut-filled childhood.
11/04/2003
02:50
Niles Has a New Hobby
Crank Yankers
S2 E19
Niles seeks out an athletic man to serve as a target for his next big hunting expedition.
11/11/2003
03:23
Clay Needs a Gift for His Girlfriend
Crank Yankers
S2 E19
Clay's brother helps him communicate with a craft store in order to find a present for his girlfriend.
11/11/2003
02:46
Chip's Cartoons
Crank Yankers
S2 E19
Chip encourages a local newspaper to run more comic strips about Hispanic people.
11/11/2003
03:10
Elmer Plans a Reunion
Crank Yankers
S2 E20
Elmer reminisces about a prostitute he had sex with in 1964 and plans an afternoon outing for himself and his friends.
11/18/2003
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