Crank Yankers

Agent Tierney Issues a Citation

Season 2 E 16 • 10/21/2003

A deli worker receives a call informing him that there are too many oblong products in his store.

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Gladys's Conjugal Visit
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Despite the fact that she doesn't know anyone in prison, Gladys is eager to arrange a conjugal visit.
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Elmer Can't Get Out of Bed
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Elmer can't figure which button to push to escape from his new adjustable bed.
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Arthur Johnson Wants to Settle a Score
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Arthur Johnson wants to buy a singing telegram in order to embarrass an old friend.
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Bobby Needs a Loan
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In order to pay back his bookie, Bobby Fletcher needs to get his hands on some cash as quickly as possible.
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Birchum Lays a Relative to Rest
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Birchum calls a sea burial company to inquire about the possibility of fishing as part of the grieving process.
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Terrence Calls a Casting Agent
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Terrence hatches a plan to have an attractive actress stalk his client George Wendt in order to bring him back into the spotlight.
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Cammie's Breast Implants
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Cammie consults a paranormal investigator about her haunted breasts implants and the best way to consummate a ghostly relationship.
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George Zucco Wants to Rent a Movie
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After forgetting the name of a classic science fiction film, George Zucco calls a video store for some help.
10/21/2003
02:56

Elmer's Gay Porn
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Elmer is shocked to find gay porn on a computer that his grandson gave to him.
10/21/2003
03:24

Agent Tierney Issues a Citation
Crank YankersS2 E16

An Italian deli owner receives a confusing call from the Office of Product Placement and Location.
10/21/2003
02:12

Birchum Wants to Help the Children
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In order to get some work done around the house, Birchum calls to find out who's available through the Big Brothers program.
10/28/2003
01:57

Cammie's Car Rental
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Cammie needs a place to hook up with a guy, so she calls a car rental company to inquire about their hourly rates.
10/28/2003
02:52

Jeff Is Looking for a New Toy
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In preparation for his 60th anniversary, Jeff calls a boutique to inquire about their selection of sex toys.
10/28/2003
03:10

Gladys's Slime
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Gladys calls a toy store to discourage them from selling slime to kids.
11/04/2003
01:10

Kevin and Katie Call a Butcher Shop
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Kevin and Katie incur the wrath of a butcher shop employee after asking one too many ridiculous questions.
11/04/2003
03:30

Elmer Checks His Lucky Numbers
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Elmer reviews the latest winning lotto numbers and reminisces about his coconut-filled childhood.
11/04/2003
02:50

Niles Has a New Hobby
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Niles seeks out an athletic man to serve as a target for his next big hunting expedition.
11/11/2003
03:23

Clay Needs a Gift for His Girlfriend
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Clay's brother helps him communicate with a craft store in order to find a present for his girlfriend.
11/11/2003
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Chip's Cartoons
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Chip encourages a local newspaper to run more comic strips about Hispanic people.
11/11/2003
03:10

Elmer Plans a Reunion
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Elmer reminisces about a prostitute he had sex with in 1964 and plans an afternoon outing for himself and his friends.
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