The Colbert Report

Nailed 'Em - Polka Piracy

Season 6 • 07/26/2010

A Warren, Michigan man is arrested for selling pirated polka DVDs to an undercover officer.

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02:45

Modest-Con 2010
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Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
07/08/2010
00:09

Sign Off - Go Get a Tan
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Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
07/08/2010
04:45

Arturo Rodriguez
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Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
07/08/2010
03:40

Emergency Thought for Food - Candwich Setback
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Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update.
07/08/2010
00:29

Intro - 7/8/10
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The Supreme Court decides handguns are a God-given right, and Arturo Rodriguez says illegal immigrants are doing the jobs we don't want.
07/08/2010
00:37

Intro - 7/26/10
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Stephen downloads the solution to stop media piracy, and Hephzibah Anderson talks about her year without sex.
07/26/2010
05:23

Hephzibah Anderson
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Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
07/26/2010
01:24

Stephen's Eco-Vacation
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Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could.
07/26/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Bud Light Lime
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Stephen drinks a Bud Light Lime while reading Hephzibah Anderson's "Chastened."
07/26/2010
05:42

Racial Pro Firing
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The Obama administration is so scared of right-wing pundits that it will take swift and decisive action on problems that have no basis in fact.
07/26/2010
06:41

Nailed 'Em - Polka Piracy
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A Warren, Michigan man feels the outrage from the polka community after getting arrested for running a massive pirating operation.
07/26/2010
00:02

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
07/27/2010
06:24

That's the Way I Leak It - Tom Blanton
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Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.
07/27/2010
00:31

Intro - 7/27/10
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Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from "Fast Times."
07/27/2010
02:21

BP's Live Hayward Cam
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After CEO Tony Hayward refuses to take a pink slip from a robotic arm, BP must strategically set parts of him on fire.
07/27/2010
04:56

Tip/Wag - Baby Gap, Dick Cheney & Plants
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Baby Gap introduces skinny jeans for toddlers, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and plants can remember the things we do.
07/27/2010
05:42

Kevin Kline
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"The Extra Man" star Kevin Kline is known for his great stage presence, but Stephen will not be out-enunciated by him.
07/27/2010
05:33

Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Tennessee
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Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.
07/28/2010
03:26

Obama Blows Off the Boy Scouts
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President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from "The View."
07/28/2010
05:23

Elon Musk
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Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
07/28/2010
00:18

Sign Off - Bit of Advice
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If you have your own TV show and want to give people advice, leave enough time at the end to actually advise them.
07/28/2010
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