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Egg Beaters

Season 11 • 04/18/2006

Samantha Bee would rather die than allow gays access to the White House Easter egg hunt.

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03:25

Bakkedahl - Fiasco
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Donald Rumsfeld is doing a very, very, very, very, very, very, very good job.
04/17/2006
02:30

Jowl Banging
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Exxon gives retiring CEO Lee Raymond 400 million dollars.
04/17/2006
02:09

Headlines - Easter Charade
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Gay and Lesbian parents and children are denied access to the White House Easter egg hunt.
04/18/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Scuba Diver Hiding Easter Eggs
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A scuba diver dressed as the Easter Bunny hides Easter eggs in underwater coral.
04/18/2006
05:38

Ryan Nerz
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Ryan Nerz talks about competitive eating and presents his book "Eat This Book."
04/18/2006
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Investigating the Issue
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Stephen Colbert investigates the issue, probes the subject and examines the issue in the upcoming Colbert Report.
04/18/2006
01:55

Intro - Tom Cruise - Placenta Eater
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Rumors about Tom Cruise eating his baby's placenta circulate in the newspapers and magazines.
04/18/2006
03:22

Headlines - Duke Lacrosse Rape Allegations
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National news outlets seize upon the Duke lacrosse players' rape allegations.
04/18/2006
02:10

1906 Earthquake - Crappy Anniversary
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The 100th anniversary of the 1906 earthquake that destroyed half of San Francisco reminds seismologists that the next quake "is not a question of when, but when."
04/18/2006
00:28

Preview - 4/18/06
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Next week, Jason Jones asks the burning question: "Without tacky sh*t on your lawn, how does anyone know they're in Florida?"
04/18/2006
02:30

Egg Beaters
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Samantha Bee uses biblical precedence to argue that gays should not be allowed at the White House Easter Egg hunt.
04/18/2006
01:23

Moment of Zen - McClellan Tribute
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The Daily Show presents a special Tribute of Zen to former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan.
04/19/2006
01:06

Daily/Colbert -Ted Kennedy
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Stephen Colbert can't believe that Jon Stewart is having Massachusetts liberal, Senator Ted Kennedy on The Daily Show tomorrow.
04/19/2006
03:33

Headlines - Scott Free
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Scott McClellan has taken much criticism over the years for his evasiveness, sweaty disingenuous lying.
04/19/2006
03:15

Let's Glow Iran
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld wouldn't reassure the American people like they were children if there actually was a problem with Iran.
04/19/2006
05:09

Dennis Quaid
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Dennis Quaid's character in his latest movie is a "fictional" president from Texas whose father was also president.
04/19/2006
02:10

The Decider - Donald Rumsfeld
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Only President George W. Bush can decide whether Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld goes or stays.
04/19/2006
03:02

Poor Spokesmanship
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The White House has realized that most Americans feel that the administration's policies are failing, so they changed the person who tells the public about those failures.
04/19/2006
00:30

Colbert/Daily - Aesop of the Senate
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Along with the lion of the Senate, there's also a fox, a giraffe, a goat and a reticulated python.
04/20/2006
04:45

Headlines - Who's Hu in America
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In the White House visitation hierarchy, China's president Hu Jintao's official visit is more prestigious than a jazz brunch, a key party or a reach around.
04/20/2006
02:16

Headlines - Rove Steps Down
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President Bush's longtime advisor Emperor Palpatine -- sorry, Karl Rove -- steps down to focus on midterm elections.
04/20/2006
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