The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/15/07

Season 3 • 10/15/2007

While Stephen is talking with Dennis Kucinich, his interns are going to steal his pot o' gold.

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03:04

Dead to Me - Pocketmaster
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Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to empty his pockets on The Colbert Report.
10/10/2007
06:07

Chris Jordan
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Artist Chris Jordan takes pictures of people's garbage to show all the things people consume and discard.
10/11/2007
03:00

Colbert Platinum - Kidz Edition
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Just because kids are too young to drink, it doesn't mean they don't need a wine cellar.
10/11/2007
00:31

Intro - 10/11/07
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In this episode, Stephen tries to find an alternative to a war against Iran, does a special segment for wealthy children, and interviews artist Chris Jordan.
10/11/2007
06:51

Frank Gaffney
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Frank Gaffney, President of the Center for Security Policy, suggests divesting money from businesses that deal with terror-sponsoring regimes.
10/11/2007
02:46

Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy
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Stephen finds out that the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is actually the black-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
10/11/2007
04:27

The Word - Enviro-Medal Disaster
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At Al Gore's current rate of accolade consumption, there will be nothing left for our children to win.
10/15/2007
07:00

Kucinich's Pockets
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Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
10/15/2007
03:50

Paul Glastris
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Washington Monthly writer Paul Glastris ranks colleges based on what they do for the country.
10/15/2007
03:46

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Marie Claire
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Stephen is right behind sweater weather on a Marie Claire magazine list of things to get excited about.
10/15/2007
00:30

Intro - 10/15/07
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Stephen laments losing the Nobel Prize, talks with Dennis Kucinich, and interviews Paul Glastris about college rankings.
10/15/2007
05:20

Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential Bid
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After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
10/16/2007
03:56

Jeff Greenfield
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CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
10/16/2007
05:10

Bob Drogin
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Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
10/16/2007
00:33

Intro - 10/16/07
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In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
10/16/2007
01:40

Planet in Peril
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CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
10/16/2007
05:40

Hail to the Cheese - Filing Papers
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Stephen fills out the proper documents to run for president in the South Carolina primary.
10/17/2007
04:41

The Big News
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When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
10/17/2007
00:30

Intro - 10/17/07
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Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
10/17/2007
00:22

Sign Off - Revenge Is Sweet
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Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
10/17/2007
04:20

Garry Kasparov
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Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
10/17/2007
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