The Colbert Report

Terror a New One

Season 6 • 09/28/2010

The Rally to Restore Sanity and Muslim vampires are a couple things to be afraid of right now.

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05:23

The Word - Army of Mum
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Being forced to lead a double life for years has given gay soldiers the perfect training for top-secret military missions.
09/27/2010
02:50

The Delawert Report
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Stephen invites Christine O'Donnell onto his local show, The Delawert Report, after she refuses to talk to the national media.
09/27/2010
03:41

Yahweh or No Way - IHOP & Antonio Federici Ad
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The International House of Pancakes sues the International House of Prayer, and the UK bans a pregnant nun ad for Antonio Federici ice cream.
09/27/2010
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
09/27/2010
00:33

Intro - 9/27/10
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The GOP blocks the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell," God sells ice cream, and Ken Burns talks about "The Tenth Inning."
09/27/2010
00:36

Corn Packer Apology
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Stephen apologizes to any gay Iowans he may have offended when he used the term "corn packer" in his congressional testimony.
09/27/2010
05:10

Ross Douthat
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Ross Douthat doesn't think Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance makes for good public policy.
09/28/2010
00:30

Intro - 9/28/10
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Stephen doesn't care if Democratic voters are suffering from apathy and doubts if Ross Douthat is that conservative.
09/28/2010
08:23

Left Behind - Paul Begala
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Paul Begala wants Democrats to rise up out of the grave, grab a shovel and smack John Boehner upside his orange head.
09/28/2010
00:10

Sign Off - Democratic Grave
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Stephen says goodnight to the grave where Democrats are buried.
09/28/2010
05:35

Terror a New One
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Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by rubbing your neck with pork sausage, and protect your privacy by wearing costumes to the March to Keep Fear Alive.
09/28/2010
05:08

ThreatDown - Record Breaking Gays, Koalas & Purell
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Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work.
09/29/2010
03:01

March to Keep Fear Alive Insanity Bus
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Arianna Huffington should provide Stephen's fans with insanity buses to the March to Keep Fear Alive or change the editorial tone of her website.
09/29/2010
06:21

Steven Rattner
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Steven Rattner talks about what would have happened if the Obama administration hadn't bailed out the auto industry.
09/29/2010
05:09

The Word - Original Spin
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A good Supreme Court justice is a Constitutional scholar first and a time traveling mind reader second.
09/29/2010
00:15

Sign Off - Sign Up for the March to Keep Fear Alive
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When the going gets tough, the tough go to KeepFearAlive.com and sign up for Stephen's rally.
09/29/2010
01:28

President Obama Endorses the Rally to Restore Sanity
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Stephen isn't worried about President Obama's endorsement of the Rally to Restore Sanity because it's the kiss of death.
09/30/2010
04:22

Droid Rage
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European researchers teach a cybernetic savage how to kill, and scientists in California invent robot skin.
09/30/2010
04:23

Stat of the Union
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Most Americans fail a quiz asking basic questions about religion, and Stephen urges his viewers to make babies.
09/30/2010
00:30

Intro - 9/30/10
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Stephen wonders if robots are becoming too human, questions poll reliability and talks to Aaron Sorkin in the hall while people hand them stuff.
09/30/2010
08:07

Aaron Sorkin
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Aaron Sorkin explains why he didn't go to Harvard, worries about child porn on his hard drive and calls Facebook a performance.
09/30/2010
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