The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Census Rap

Season 4 • 06/22/2000

A rap song promotes census-taking.

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02:24

Back in Black - Swedish Accent
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Lewis Black takes on a soccer riot in Brussels, Belgium where, shockingly, hooligans are unable to stop a tank with patio furniture.
06/21/2000
02:46

Headlines - Dalai Meets a Cracker
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The Dalai Lama gives Jesse Helms an easy one by explaining the sound of two hands clapping.
06/21/2000
02:20

Broadway Report - David Hasselhoff
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A movie-turned-musical turns stomachs and David Hasselhoff completes the gay fantasy trifecta.
06/21/2000
01:46

Headlines - Wet It Be
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Any water on the surface of Mars has been sucked into the vacuum of space, much as the $300 trillion spent on NASA's space program.
06/22/2000
02:38

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Shaft
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"Shaft" is the story of an expensive leather jacket on the trail of a preppy murderer, who's so white he makes George W. look like Malcom X.
06/22/2000
01:24

Intro - Party College
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Jon discovers that kids today really want to make a difference in the amount of alcohol that is consumed in this country.
06/22/2000
04:57

Alicia Silverstone
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Alicia Silverstone explains the plot of her latest movie "Love's Labour's Lost," a Shakespearian romantic comedy.
06/22/2000
01:47

Other News - Beaten Census
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The census-taker who was pushed down a flight of stairs was unhurt, but the resident who pushed him was hurt -- because now his voice will not be counted.
06/22/2000
03:41

Minor - Southern Discomfort
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The proliferation of Chuck E. Cheese's, Wal-Marts and the like are pushing Civil War re-enactors out of their natural habitats.
06/22/2000
02:31

Made-Up Mars
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Vance DeGeneres has one word to describe NASA's discovery of water on Mars: made-up.
06/22/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Census Rap
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Baltimore, MD, census bureau records a rap song to promote polling.
06/22/2000
02:17

Headlines - Merge Overkill
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Philip Morris and Nabisco merge. Finally the technology to make cigarettes stay crispy in milk.
06/26/2000
04:20

Cheri Oteri
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Cheri Oteri discusses her new movie, "Scary Movie," and why the characters with big boobs are always the first to die in horror film.
06/26/2000
01:08

Recap - 6/26/00
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories: John Rocker taking the New York subway, the Philip Morris-Nabisco merger and Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.
06/26/2000
04:20

This Just In - Train Dead
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Atlanta Braves reliever John Rocker attempts to ride the New York City subway after making disparaging remarks about the city in Sports Illustrated.
06/26/2000
03:58

Stand by Your Fan
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Mo Rocca investigates one Nashville woman's dubious claim that she is country music's number one fan.
06/26/2000
02:07

Headlines - Gridirony
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The Daily Show obtains an exclusive tape of Dennis Miller's audition for "Monday Night Football."
06/26/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Monday Night Football
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A clip from Dennis Miller's Monday Night Football audition tape.
06/26/2000
00:46

Draft Time
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One more time, Jon Stewart is stating his eligibility for the NBA draft.
06/27/2000
01:15

Headlines - Jimi Shelter
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It wouldn't be the opening of a rock and roll museum without Microsoft billionaire co-founder Paul Allen there to kick things off.
06/27/2000
01:51

This Just In - Toast of the Town
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Global warming threatens New York, the heat is on, and more to the point, its on the streets.
06/27/2000
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