The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Merge Overkill

Season 4 • 06/26/2000

Philip Morris buys America's top biscuit and cracker maker.

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01:47

Other News - Beaten Census
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The census-taker who was pushed down a flight of stairs was unhurt, but the resident who pushed him was hurt -- because now his voice will not be counted.
06/22/2000
03:41

Minor - Southern Discomfort
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The proliferation of Chuck E. Cheese's, Wal-Marts and the like are pushing Civil War re-enactors out of their natural habitats.
06/22/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Census Rap
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Baltimore, MD, census bureau records a rap song to promote polling.
06/22/2000
02:31

Made-Up Mars
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Vance DeGeneres has one word to describe NASA's discovery of water on Mars: made-up.
06/22/2000
04:20

Cheri Oteri
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Cheri Oteri discusses her new movie, "Scary Movie," and why the characters with big boobs are always the first to die in horror film.
06/26/2000
01:08

Recap - 6/26/00
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories: John Rocker taking the New York subway, the Philip Morris-Nabisco merger and Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football.
06/26/2000
04:20

This Just In - Train Dead
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Atlanta Braves reliever John Rocker attempts to ride the New York City subway after making disparaging remarks about the city in Sports Illustrated.
06/26/2000
03:58

Stand by Your Fan
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Mo Rocca investigates one Nashville woman's dubious claim that she is country music's number one fan.
06/26/2000
02:07

Headlines - Gridirony
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The Daily Show obtains an exclusive tape of Dennis Miller's audition for "Monday Night Football."
06/26/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Monday Night Football
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A clip from Dennis Miller's Monday Night Football audition tape.
06/26/2000
02:17

Headlines - Merge Overkill
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Philip Morris and Nabisco merge. Finally the technology to make cigarettes stay crispy in milk.
06/26/2000
00:46

Draft Time
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One more time, Jon Stewart is stating his eligibility for the NBA draft.
06/27/2000
01:15

Headlines - Jimi Shelter
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It wouldn't be the opening of a rock and roll museum without Microsoft billionaire co-founder Paul Allen there to kick things off.
06/27/2000
01:51

This Just In - Toast of the Town
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Global warming threatens New York, the heat is on, and more to the point, its on the streets.
06/27/2000
02:34

Ad Nauseam - Beer Commercials
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A real Canadian is not some deranged Canuck with no accent who's screaming about what kind of boots his Prime Minister wears.
06/27/2000
03:08

Headlines - Map Quest
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Mapping the human genome doesn't compare with Big Mouth Billy Bass the singing fish
06/27/2000
00:17

Moment of Zen - Big Mouth Billy Bass
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Big Mouth Billy Bass sings "Take Me to the River."
06/27/2000
05:17

Jeff Probst
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Jeff Probst got, what his doctor called, "a squirty bottom" when he first arrived on the "Survivor" island.
06/27/2000
03:08

Movie Protests
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"The Patriot" has the British grinding their soft, brown teeth and advocates of the mentally ill are pissing all over the parade of pratfalls in "Me, Myself, and Irene."
06/27/2000
02:24

Back in Black - Useless Stuff
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The most psychotic technological achievement of this century is the subway system in the earthquake capital of the world, Los Angeles.
06/28/2000
00:43

Recap - Conger, Balm, Tomorrow
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Correspondent Vance Degeneres begs on the NYC subway for sound bytes.
06/28/2000
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