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Search for a New Black Friend - "Miami Vice" Premiere

Season 2 • 06/15/2006

Stephen needs a new black friend to rehearse the action sequences for the "Miami Vice" premiere.

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02:46

The Word - License Renewal
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The President and his war cabinet are getting down to the tough business of planning the war they started four years ago, and Stephen's removing his tie in a show of support.
06/14/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Disappearing Act
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Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
06/14/2006
00:35

Intro - 6/14/06
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Congress shoots first and asks questions four years later, Stephen puts Georgia's 8th on the Big Board, and David Sirota explains how corporations own the government.
06/14/2006
06:08

David Sirota
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Author David Sirota thinks campaigns should be publicly financed. Stephen thinks author David Sirota is a Communist.
06/14/2006
03:29

Surprise Visit to Iraq
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George W. Bush made a surprise visit to Iraq over the weekend after telling his aides he was "going to read," a phrase Stephen thinks should have raised suspicions.
06/14/2006
06:07

Michael Pollan
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Author Michael Pollan explains how modern food choices will make future generations have shorter lives.
06/15/2006
04:07

Formidable Opponent - Guantanamo Bay
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Without fair trials or evidence, Stephen tries to convince himself whether or not the men held in Guantanamo Bay are terrorists.
06/15/2006
05:04

The Word - Lock & Load
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Stephen encourages Republicans to shoot the immigration silver bullet to kill the werewolves of the Democratic Party.
06/15/2006
00:34

Intro - 6/15/06
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In this episode, Stephen attempts to get a gay immigrant to burn a flag, weighs in on the Guantanamo Bay debate and gets a visit from author Michael Pollan.
06/15/2006
01:08

Biggie-ness
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Though Wendy's is phasing out Biggie-size soft drinks, there's nothing wrong with embracing your appetite for biggie-ness.
06/15/2006
02:47

Search for a New Black Friend - "Miami Vice" Premiere
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Now that he spotted Alan at an anti-war rally, Stephen is in need of a new black friend to go with him to the "Miami Vice" premiere.
06/15/2006
06:40

Gustavo Arellano
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Stephen brings back Esteban from "Colberto Reporto Gigante" to interview Gustavo Arellano.
06/19/2006
04:53

ThreatDown - The Homo-Sexy Edition
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Stephen counts down the things that are trying to make him gay -- Congress, if you want to preserve marriage, you will ban "Fight Club."
06/19/2006
03:52

Bill Gates
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Stephen suggests the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation donate their money to the Stephen & Melinda Gates foundation.
06/19/2006
03:11

The Word - Risky Business
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Stephen wants a generation of daredevils, custom built to thrive in our brave new world who won't need social security and who'll want to go to Iraq for spring break.
06/19/2006
00:33

Intro - 6/19/06
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Bill Gates leaves Microsoft, scientists find a genetic link to risk-taking, and Stephen talks with "Ask a Mexican" columnist, Gustavo Arellano.
06/19/2006
05:29

Bart Ehrman
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Bart Ehrman discusses the history of the word of Jesus and Stephen offers him irrefutable logic.
06/20/2006
00:35

Intro - 6/20/06
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Buying an SUV from GM might save you on gas, Stephen questions whether government is too big and Bart Ehrman stop by to talk about his book, "Misquoting Jesus."
06/20/2006
04:41

Marrying Snakes
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Once you're hitched to a snake, honeymoon somewhere within driving distance because things can get chaotic if you bring "Snakes on a Plane."
06/20/2006
03:44

Stephen Makes it Simple - Government
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Stephen navigates the question of big government versus small government with some help from Lassie and Godzilla.
06/20/2006
01:16

American Goal
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The US soccer team tied the Italians 1-1. That's as good as a win!
06/20/2006
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