The Colbert Report

The New $100 Bill

Season 6 • 04/21/2010

Tell Stephen what you think of the new currency by sending him a $100 bill.

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03:49

Robotic Voice Simulator & Foreign Accent Syndrome
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Stephen practices his Japanese with a robotic voice simulator, and a woman suffers from foreign accent syndrome.
04/20/2010
06:17

Jeffrey Katzenberg
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Jeffrey Katzenberg listens to Stephen's movie script idea and presents the newest 3-D glasses.
04/20/2010
00:11

Sign Off - As They Say in Japan
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Stephen says goodnight in Japanese.
04/20/2010
06:30

P.K. Winsome - Tea Party Consulting
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Tea Partiers will seem less racist if they hire P.K. Winsome to attend their rallies and donate to his United Negro Collage Fund.
04/20/2010
00:26

Intro - 4/20/10
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The Tea Party might be promoting racism, and DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg praises 3-D technology.
04/20/2010
02:25

Stephen Refuses to Celebrate 4/20
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Stephen wants you to know you're acting all weird. Everyone's saying there's something wrong with you, even your mom.
04/20/2010
05:13

Nailed 'Em - Drive-Through Rapping
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Four Utah teens make a McDonald's employee feel unsafe by rapping their order at a drive-through.
04/21/2010
00:41

Sign Off - Donate to John Legend's Charity
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Go to showmecampaign.org to win a chance to meet John Legend and hang out with his posse backstage.
04/21/2010
05:28

The Word - No Problemo
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Harassing Latinos with racial profiling isn't an inevitable side effect of Arizona's anti-immigration law -- it's the entire point.
04/21/2010
05:57

Craig Robinson
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Craig Robinson's parents liked Barack Obama when they first met him, but they didn't think he would last.
04/21/2010
02:32

The New $100 Bill
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Write what you think of the new currency on a Post-it note, stick that on a $100 bill, and send it to Stephen.
04/21/2010
04:16

The Word - Straight to Video
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Lindsey Graham, save your good name and career by releasing a straight sex tape.
04/22/2010
00:39

Sign Off - This Is a Fun Job
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Steve doesn't know why Stephen ever complains about his fun job.
04/22/2010
04:08

Bonus Word - Defamation of Independents
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William Gheen concludes that Lindsey Graham must be gay if he's negotiating a bipartisan deal on immigration reform.
04/22/2010
01:36

Newspapers Celebrate Earth Day
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The USA Today celebrates environmental consciousness by printing a special Earth Day bonus pullout.
04/22/2010
04:22

Gorillaz
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Murdoc calls to tell Stephen he won't be interviewing the real Gorillaz, just Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett.
04/22/2010
03:31

Sharon Jones
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Sharon Jones recalls her old jobs as a corrections officer at Rikers Island and a wedding singer.
04/26/2010
00:31

Intro - 4/26/10
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A politician wants to pay for health care with bundled subprime organs, and Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings perform.
04/26/2010
02:30

Boobquake Day Causes Earthquake
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A Purdue University student calls for women to wear skimpy clothing to prove an Iranian madman wrong.
04/26/2010
05:44

The Word - Docu-Drama
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If you show the police your ID, they'll stamp your hand that proves you're here legally and allows you to drink free on ladies' night.
04/26/2010
04:33

Indecision 2010 - Midterm Elections - Sue Lowden
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If you can't afford health insurance, forget about mandates and confusing plans, just bring a chicken to the doctor.
04/26/2010
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