The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Sore Loser

Season 8 • 08/20/2003

San Franciscans receive Healthy Penis enthusiastically.

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05:52

Cynthia Nixon
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Cynthia Nixon talks about surviving the blackout and Jon Stewart not getting laid in the final season of "Sex and the City."
08/19/2003
00:08

Moment of Zen - Lastman Standing
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The mayor of Toronto is tired of being pushed around by the United States.
08/19/2003
05:19

Canadian Beacon
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Canada has become popular because it doesn't go around declaring war on everyone these days.
08/19/2003
02:43

Mess O'Potamia - Sabotage
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The Iraqis are helping us un-build their country through a careful program of sabotage.
08/19/2003
02:19

Where Are They Evil Now?
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Jon Stewart can't tell if the audience has more sympathy for Idi Amin or Ted Kaczynski.
08/19/2003
03:55

Ad Nauseam - Getting Hit in the Nuts
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Ed Helms examines the regions of the brain that advertisers attempt to stimulate by hitting people in the nuts.
08/20/2003
02:40

Re-Decision 2003 - Actor Speak
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Rob Lowe announces on "Extra!" that he will be joining the campaign of Arnold Schwarzenegger as an advisor.
08/20/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - The People's Governor
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In Arnold Schwarzenegger's first political ad, he tells us that he wants to be the people's governor.
08/20/2003
05:38

Will Shortz
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Jon and Will Shortz bore the audience to tears with their love of crossword puzzles.
08/20/2003
03:01

Re-Decision 2003 - Don't Give A Rip
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Beleaguered California Governor Gray Davis takes a rather weak stand against the ascendant G.O.P
08/20/2003
03:54

Sore Loser
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Healthy Penis and Phil the Giant Syphilis Sore battle it out for the hearts and minds of syphilitic Californians.
08/20/2003
02:38

Back in Black - Idiot Power
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Lewis Black examines the preposterous over indulgence of blackout "survivors."
08/21/2003
01:19

Jon Magazine
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Jon Magazine features every part of the pig: ladies porcelain shoes, voyeurism and numbered pages.
08/21/2003
06:43

Dennis Kucinich
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Dennis Kucinich and Jon talk about why frontrunners tend to move more to the center.
08/21/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Not in Service
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A bus is out of service during the 2003 Blackout.
08/21/2003
01:04

New Mascot
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Jon Stewart introduces a new mascot to over compensate for The Man Show's Juggies.
08/21/2003
01:12

Headlines - Bush Toys
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KB Toys introduces a line of toys for the Bush Administration.
08/21/2003
05:07

Runaway for the Border
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Stephen Colbert examines the sad struggle of Democratic senators in Texas who find themselves homeless in the face of hostile redistricting.
08/21/2003
01:57

Headlines - Power of Attorney
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John Ashcroft goes on the road to defend the surveillance tactics employed by the Patriot Act.
08/21/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Senator Joe Lieberman
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Senator Joseph Lieberman tries to speak Spanish to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.
09/09/2003
02:42

The Democratic Debates
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Rob Corddry comments on the language issues present in the Democratic candidate debates.
09/09/2003
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