The Colbert Report

Obama's Spider Battle

Season 4 • 11/06/2008

Stephen wishes Barack Obama well in his last challenge on the road to the White House.

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00:28

Note to Gorlock
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Gorlock, if you are watching from your nutrient pod, sell all Stephen's holdings in the scarce rarium mines.
11/05/2008
05:48

The Word - Change
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Last night we elected a man named Barack Hussein Obama. What part of that doesn't scare you?
11/05/2008
02:58

President Obama
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The election is a setback for the McCain campaign, but he will come back fighting and take this thing.
11/05/2008
00:31

Intro - 11/5/08
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Barack Obama has been elected president. Stephen's rage will be historic.
11/05/2008
04:44

ThreatDown - Black Presidents
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American voters must not watch TV, or they would know that every time a black man is president something terrible happens.
11/05/2008
05:40

Andrew Young
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Andrew Young gives credit to George W. Bush for setting the table for an Obama presidency.
11/05/2008
05:56

Rachel Maddow
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Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
11/06/2008
00:30

Intro - 11/6/08
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The international community weighs in on Obama's victory, but it's in metric, so who cares.
11/06/2008
06:18

Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1
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Stephen wants to know the most exotic lady spy Peter Earnest has ever seduced on a mission.
11/06/2008
03:37

Un-American News - Obama Edition
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Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki declares a national holiday for Barack Obama's victory.
11/06/2008
02:05

Obama's Spider Battle
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Stephen wishes Barack Obama well in his upcoming battle against the giant spider that lives underneath the Capitol.
11/06/2008
01:35

The Obamas Meet the Bushes
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A real candidate of change would have met President Bush at the Air and Space Museum.
11/11/2008
00:21

Gay-Black Violence
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Stephen tries to quell the violence breaking out between gay people and black people.
11/11/2008
06:25

Proposition 8 Protests - Dan Savage
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Dan Savage explains that those who voted for Proposition 8 most overwhelmingly were old people.
11/11/2008
06:01

Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 2
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Peter Earnest introduces Stephen to a few rectal concealment devices at the International Spy Museum.
11/11/2008
04:52

Kevin Johnson
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Mayor-elect Kevin Johnson tells Stephen what he plans to do to make Sacramento less unbelievably boring.
11/11/2008
00:32

Intro - 11/11/08
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California bans gay marriage. Next up: Iowa bans corn.
11/11/2008
00:03

Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
11/12/2008
05:12

Cheating Death - Women's Health
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Doctors solve women's hormonal problems with hormones.
11/12/2008
00:33

Intro - 11/12/08
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George W. Bush is a victim. Other people can't make their mortgage, so he has to leave his house?
11/12/2008
05:47

The Word - Pity Party
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We are finally starting to hear just how oppressed President Bush has been.
11/12/2008
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