The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Toothpaste in His Mouth

Season 13 • 08/04/2008

Jon knows what it's like to kiss someone with toothpaste in his mouth.

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08:05

Ben Wattenberg
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Ben Wattenberg believes if neo-conservatism were called chocolate, more people would be on board.
07/30/2008
05:38

Illegally Blonde
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If ex-Justice aide Monica Goodling doesn't know whether she made a particular mistake more or less than 50 times, that's not really a mistake.
07/30/2008
09:55

Dick Move of the Week - McCain Attacks
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John McCain thanks the Hilton family for their support, then takes a nationally televised dump on their daughter.
07/31/2008
07:06

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams tells Jon the message Mahmoud Ahmadinejad imparted to him.
07/31/2008
03:13

The News Better Run
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The Daily Show news team will bring you all the news stories first, before they're even true.
07/31/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - Senate Constipation
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Senator Chuck Grassley thinks the Senate needs a laxative for its constipation.
07/31/2008
01:36

Daily/Colbert - Alphabet Game
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Stephen challenges Jon to a little alphabet game.
08/04/2008
06:24

Dennis Hopper
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Dennis Hopper explains the reason he's so famous in Russia is because they love bad movies.
08/04/2008
03:42

Eater's Digest - McDonald's Is Gay-Friendly
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Bennigan's declares bankruptcy, Denny's introduces a new menu, and McDonald's is boycotted for being gay-friendly.
08/04/2008
00:17

Moment of Zen - Bennigan's Closed
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People are shocked and disappointed that Bennigan's is closed.
08/04/2008
00:37

Intro - Toothpaste in His Mouth
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Jon will tell Dennis Hopper what it's like to kiss someone with toothpaste in his mouth.
08/04/2008
02:13

Bush's Travel Record
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As the most traveled president in history, George W. Bush either has a thirst for international knowledge or is a drug mule.
08/05/2008
03:44

The News Better Run - Samantha Bee
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Samantha Bee brings the news to full term with the only in utero election center in the business.
08/05/2008
00:31

Intro - Pineapple Express Plot
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Jon gives a brief plot point of "Pineapple Express."
08/05/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bush's Recession Terminology
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President Bush says we're not in a recession, but a slowdown, or a difficult headwind.
08/05/2008
07:23

Seth Rogen
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Seth Rogen's advice to high school kids is to drop out of school, smoke a ton of weed, and then write a movie about it.
08/05/2008
05:17

Still President Bush - His Not Yet Legacy: Language
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George W. Bush doesn't want to set an artificial timetable for withdrawal from Iraq, but instead an aspirational time horizon.
08/05/2008
00:11

Moment of Zen - Four Dollars a Gallon
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John McCain wants to know if anyone's tired of paying four dollars a gallon for gasoline.
08/06/2008
06:41

Chuck Schumer
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Chuck Schumer believes the issues, not the games, are going to matter in this presidential election.
08/06/2008
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Tire Pressure
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Stephen says we've got better things to do with American air than to fill tires with it.
08/06/2008
00:20

Intro - Chuck Schumer Is Here
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Chuck Schumer is always here, but tonight he's going to be on camera.
08/06/2008
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