The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The News Better Run

Season 13 • 07/31/2008

The Daily Show election team is the best campaign team in the universe ever.

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03:14

Pity Vote
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John Oliver explains that John McCain is now banking his campaign on the one thing that's more powerful than hope and change: pity.
07/29/2008
00:19

Moment of Zen - McCain Interview
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John McCain responds to Barack Obama's comment about an Iraq timetable.
07/29/2008
06:08

Rappers or Republicans
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Wyatt Cenac bets Jon doesn't know the difference between a rapper and a Republican.
07/29/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - John Roberts
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John Roberts was a DJ in 1986 before he became an anchor on CNN.
07/30/2008
05:52

Songs of CNN
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CNN's "American Morning" now bumps in on a song that fits with the news story. It's a little technique they picked up from strip joint DJs.
07/30/2008
08:05

Ben Wattenberg
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Ben Wattenberg believes if neo-conservatism were called chocolate, more people would be on board.
07/30/2008
05:38

Illegally Blonde
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If ex-Justice aide Monica Goodling doesn't know whether she made a particular mistake more or less than 50 times, that's not really a mistake.
07/30/2008
09:55

Dick Move of the Week - McCain Attacks
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John McCain thanks the Hilton family for their support, then takes a nationally televised dump on their daughter.
07/31/2008
07:06

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams tells Jon the message Mahmoud Ahmadinejad imparted to him.
07/31/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - Senate Constipation
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Senator Chuck Grassley thinks the Senate needs a laxative for its constipation.
07/31/2008
03:13

The News Better Run
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The Daily Show news team will bring you all the news stories first, before they're even true.
07/31/2008
01:36

Daily/Colbert - Alphabet Game
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Stephen challenges Jon to a little alphabet game.
08/04/2008
06:24

Dennis Hopper
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Dennis Hopper explains the reason he's so famous in Russia is because they love bad movies.
08/04/2008
03:42

Eater's Digest - McDonald's Is Gay-Friendly
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Bennigan's declares bankruptcy, Denny's introduces a new menu, and McDonald's is boycotted for being gay-friendly.
08/04/2008
00:37

Intro - Toothpaste in His Mouth
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Jon will tell Dennis Hopper what it's like to kiss someone with toothpaste in his mouth.
08/04/2008
00:17

Moment of Zen - Bennigan's Closed
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People are shocked and disappointed that Bennigan's is closed.
08/04/2008
02:13

Bush's Travel Record
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As the most traveled president in history, George W. Bush either has a thirst for international knowledge or is a drug mule.
08/05/2008
03:44

The News Better Run - Samantha Bee
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Samantha Bee brings the news to full term with the only in utero election center in the business.
08/05/2008
00:31

Intro - Pineapple Express Plot
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Jon gives a brief plot point of "Pineapple Express."
08/05/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bush's Recession Terminology
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President Bush says we're not in a recession, but a slowdown, or a difficult headwind.
08/05/2008
07:23

Seth Rogen
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Seth Rogen's advice to high school kids is to drop out of school, smoke a ton of weed, and then write a movie about it.
08/05/2008
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