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Moment of Zen - I Do
Season 7 • 01/08/2003
Vice President Dick Cheney swears in new members of the Senate.
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03:05
North Korea vs. Iraq
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Saddam Hussein gasses his own people and nobody likes a people gasser.
01/07/2003
05:55
Cameron Diaz
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Cameron Diaz talks about "Gangs of New York."
01/07/2003
00:09
Women and Wolves
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon talks about the women who are going to be eaten by wolves on tomorrow's show.
01/07/2003
02:32
Raelian Resurrection
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The Raelian scientific offshoot, Clone-aid, claims to have cloned the first human baby from a Dutch Lesbian.
01/07/2003
04:20
Puck Buddies
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
It's awkward to have someone in the shower with you who isn't looking at your penis.
01/08/2003
05:19
Ray Liotta
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ray Liotta's movie was executive produced by Tom Cruise after the movie was already made.
01/08/2003
03:00
Whaaaa? - Enter the Frist
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Republican Bill Frist killed kittens when he was in medical school.
01/08/2003
01:36
The '04 Horsemen
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
John Edwards has totally alienated the Gin Blossoms vote by aligning himself with Hootie and the Blowfish.
01/08/2003
02:00
Mark Your Calendar - January
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ed Helms provides information on January events: Clinical Trial Awareness Month, Someday We'll Laugh About This Week and Inane Answering Machine Message Day.
01/08/2003
02:42
Master Rebater
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Average Americans who own a significant number of shares in dividend yielding companies, basically rich people, will benefit from President Bush's new economic plan.
01/08/2003
00:12
Moment of Zen - I Do
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Vice President Dick Cheney swears in new members of the Senate.
01/08/2003
00:16
Moment of Zen - Steven Baldwin Water Wheel
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Steven Baldwin does his best impression of a water wheel.
01/09/2003
01:00
Happy New Fear
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
British authorities thwart a chemical weapon terror attack whose only known antidote is VX nerve gas.
01/09/2003
02:47
Idiotic for the People
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Celeb-reality stars must find the courage to say "no" to their agents.
01/09/2003
03:47
Flubber-ghasted
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Inspired by the movie Mary Poppins, an impressionable 35 year old man tries chimney jumping a la Dick Van Dyke.
01/09/2003
02:27
Back in Black - Welcome to 2003
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
It's 2003 and let Lewis Black be the first to say "you're now on year closer to death."
01/09/2003
00:49
Killed a Hobo
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon confesses that he's broken a New Year's resolution by killing a hobo Just kidding.
01/09/2003
04:59
Philip Seymour Hoffman
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Stories come into Philip Seymour Hoffman's head, but he won't tell them they're private.
01/09/2003
01:28
War on Error
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The FBI said 5 sneaky terrorist guys were planning an attack, well that's not happening anymore.
01/09/2003
02:13
Public Enemy #2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson and two North Korean envoys meet for several hours at a Santa Fe restaurant.
01/13/2003
02:54
Ad Nauseam - PETA
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ed Helms shows a PETA ad where a rogue turkey threatens to brutally torture and kill a supermarket full of shoppers.
01/13/2003
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