The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/11/11

Season 7 • 01/11/2011

A former Soviet bloc country threatens America's dominance by weaponizing the pierogi.

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00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
01/10/2011
05:26

Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2
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Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
01/10/2011
04:59

Fen Montaigne
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Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
01/10/2011
04:49

Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1
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The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
01/10/2011
03:05

Bull Sessions
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Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
01/10/2011
09:43

MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig
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Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
01/11/2011
01:38

Snowstorm Preparation
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Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
01/11/2011
02:59

Lithuania Perfume
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Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
01/11/2011
05:30

Chris Hughes
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Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
01/11/2011
00:05

Sign Off - Pringles
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Stephen pops the lid off a can of Pringles.
01/11/2011
00:38

Intro - 1/11/11
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Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
01/11/2011
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
01/12/2011
03:02

Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2
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Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
01/12/2011
06:41

The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness
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If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
01/12/2011
05:34

Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 1
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Stephen informs Bernard-Henri Levy that Americans think of public intellectualizing the same as public urination.
01/12/2011
05:14

50 Cent Makes Money on Twitter
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50 Cent doesn't see anything illegal about buying 30 million shares of penny stocks and instructing his Twitter followers to run up the price.
01/12/2011
06:32

Kevin Spacey
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Kevin Spacey explains that Jack Abramoff went to prison for overcharging Native Americans, but Stephen thinks that makes him a patriot.
01/13/2011
02:33

Israeli Vulture Spy
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Authorities in Saudi Arabia conclude that a vulture wearing a GPS tag from the Tel Aviv University is an Israeli spy.
01/13/2011
08:20

Thought for Food - Fruit Pouch, Doritos Ad & Super Big Gulp
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PepsiCo makes fruit possible to eat, a Doritos ad outrages Catholics, and 7-Eleven shrinks its Super Big Gulp to 40 ounces.
01/13/2011
00:04

Sign Off - New York Post
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Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
01/13/2011
03:07

Hitler's Inspiring Tucson Memorial Speech
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President Obama puts a friendly face on Hitler by delivering an inspiring speech at the memorial in Tucson.
01/13/2011
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