The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Born Near The USA

Season 9 • 11/29/2004

Samantha Bee reports on some conservative Canadians who think they'd make good Americans.

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05:41

Woody Harrelson
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Jon is completely unprepared for his interview with Woody Harrelson.
11/18/2004
04:17

Tokin' Effort
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A petition for legalizing marijuana was actually an attempt to get people to register to vote Republican.
11/18/2004
00:27

Moment of Zen - Thanksgiving Turkey
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George W. Bush and the Thanksgiving turkey.
11/18/2004
05:02

Bill Collection
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Bill Clinton will look you in the eye, shake your hand, hold your baby and pet your dog all at the same time.
11/18/2004
02:27

Maritime Salvage Update - Loved to Death
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There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imaginations of the people who weren't on that ship.
11/18/2004
03:51

Headlines - Shop & Awe
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Americans don their fat pants and rush to the mall for the pre-dawn opening of whatever store they crashed their car into moments earlier.
11/29/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Thanksgiving Shoppers
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A crowd of shoppers enters a Best Buy right after the gates are opened.
11/29/2004
05:52

Jude Law
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Jude Law tells Jon he didn't sleep well when he was the 3rd sexiest man alive.
11/29/2004
02:35

Anarchy In The Ukraine
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Just like America in 2000, the presidential election in the Ukraine is in the hands of the Supreme Court, only it's in Ukrainian and no one gives a sh*t.
11/29/2004
02:00

Krisis In Kiev
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Every day the Ukrainian election controversy drags on is another day Rob Corddry eats nothing but beets.
11/29/2004
04:19

Born Near The USA
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Samantha Bee predicts that Canadians will be welcomed by their counterparts in the USA, except that American conservatives don't like immigrants.
11/29/2004
03:37

Alcohol and Sports
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Hard liquor and cars going 200 miles per hour, what could possibly go wrong?
11/30/2004
06:20

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams reminds Jon that for a long time in the world it was just Princess Diana and Yasser Arafat.
11/30/2004
02:49

Human Babies Born!
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Tom Ridge's resigns from Homeland Security, Iran's uranium enrichment program, and the European Union, but in really big news, Julia Roberts gave birth to twins!
11/30/2004
00:29

Abu Ghraib
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If you use the word "atrocities" instead of saying "mutilating genetailia," no one can accuse you of dodging a question.
11/30/2004
00:19

Moment of Zen - Diana Tape Explotiation
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Is Princess Diana's former speech coach exploiting her?
11/30/2004
01:49

Zygotes
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A less-than-exclusive look back at the birth of Julia Roberts' twins.
11/30/2004
01:51

Di Another Day analysis
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Princess Diana was celebrated for her charity work, but love was anything charitable to her.
11/30/2004
02:42

Di Another Day
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Princess Diana never knew that tapes of her working with her speech coach would ever be released, but in all fairness, she didn't know she was going to die either.
11/30/2004
04:43

Christopher Hitchens Pt. 1
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If Christopher Hitchens was to write a book that Pat Robertson sucks and Jerry Falwell is an idiot, who would disagree with that?
12/01/2004
03:59

Christopher Hitchens Pt. 2
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According to Christopher Hitchens, too many moderate Muslims believe it's a war on Islam and not within Islam.
12/01/2004
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