The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Human Babies Born!

Season 9 • 11/30/2004

The birth of Julia Roberts' twins takes center stage amongst American morning shows.

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04:19

Born Near The USA
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Samantha Bee predicts that Canadians will be welcomed by their counterparts in the USA, except that American conservatives don't like immigrants.
11/29/2004
02:35

Anarchy In The Ukraine
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Just like America in 2000, the presidential election in the Ukraine is in the hands of the Supreme Court, only it's in Ukrainian and no one gives a sh*t.
11/29/2004
02:00

Krisis In Kiev
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Every day the Ukrainian election controversy drags on is another day Rob Corddry eats nothing but beets.
11/29/2004
03:37

Alcohol and Sports
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Hard liquor and cars going 200 miles per hour, what could possibly go wrong?
11/30/2004
06:20

Brian Williams
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Brian Williams reminds Jon that for a long time in the world it was just Princess Diana and Yasser Arafat.
11/30/2004
00:29

Abu Ghraib
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If you use the word "atrocities" instead of saying "mutilating genetailia," no one can accuse you of dodging a question.
11/30/2004
00:19

Moment of Zen - Diana Tape Explotiation
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Is Princess Diana's former speech coach exploiting her?
11/30/2004
01:49

Zygotes
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A less-than-exclusive look back at the birth of Julia Roberts' twins.
11/30/2004
01:51

Di Another Day analysis
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Princess Diana was celebrated for her charity work, but love was anything charitable to her.
11/30/2004
02:42

Di Another Day
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Princess Diana never knew that tapes of her working with her speech coach would ever be released, but in all fairness, she didn't know she was going to die either.
11/30/2004
02:49

Human Babies Born!
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Tom Ridge's resigns from Homeland Security, Iran's uranium enrichment program, and the European Union, but in really big news, Julia Roberts gave birth to twins!
11/30/2004
04:43

Christopher Hitchens Pt. 1
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If Christopher Hitchens was to write a book that Pat Robertson sucks and Jerry Falwell is an idiot, who would disagree with that?
12/01/2004
03:59

Christopher Hitchens Pt. 2
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According to Christopher Hitchens, too many moderate Muslims believe it's a war on Islam and not within Islam.
12/01/2004
03:58

Heartbreak Ridge
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Tom Ridge reminds everyone that he wasn't the only guy who worked on the color-coded terror chart.
12/01/2004
00:18

Moment of Zen - Christian Nation
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You can be anything you want to be, but don't forget that this country was founded by Christians.
12/01/2004
05:54

This Week in God - Sexual Thoughts
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For one Texas pharmacist life begins when you first start thinking of sex.
12/01/2004
00:47

Let the Bitch Freeze
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A preview of Bob Wiltfong's story on how to spin anything.
12/01/2004
02:27

French Canadian
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Rob Corddry argues that Jon doesn't speak French, so he doesn't know what it sounds like.
12/02/2004
03:00

Headlines - Nuke Kids On The Block
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Out of spite to the U.S., Iran will temporarily suspend its nuclear program.
12/02/2004
03:25

The Full Mountie
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President Bush visits Canada for the first time since taking office nearly four years ago.
12/02/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Sign Language
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Paul Martin starts speaking in French at a Canadian press conference.
12/02/2004
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