The Colbert Report

California's Heroic Hitchhiker

Season 9 • 02/05/2013

A homeless, axe-wielding man named Kai saves citizens from a dangerous driver claiming to be Jesus.

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02:45

Skeet Shooting Skeptics
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If President Obama really loved guns, he'd be waving them around at a petting zoo and picking off baby goats, not skeet shooting.
02/04/2013
06:44

Sonia Sotomayor
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Justice Sotomayor discusses her funny colleagues, self-reliant childhood and most conservative belief as an Independent.
02/04/2013
03:21

Super Bowl XLVII
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Budweiser turns out a tearjerker ad, Beyonce ends the halftime tradition of arthritic legends, and the Superdome loses power for 35 minutes.
02/04/2013
00:36

Intro - 2/4/13
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The GOP tries to appeal to Hispanics, President Obama seeks support from gun owners, and Sonia Sotomayor is the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice.
02/04/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Second Amendment
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Stephen reviews the Second Amendment and says goodnight.
02/04/2013
00:08

Sign Off - Final Rose
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Stephen accepts an iconic reality show prop.
02/05/2013
04:21

Tip/Wag - Drunk Donating & "The Job" Reality Show
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Houston patrons vote on which charity should receive a bar's proceeds, and CBS turns America's unemployment problem into America's entertainment solution.
02/05/2013
03:57

Royal Remains
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Archeologists discover King Richard III's remains beneath a supermarket parking lot, which explains his famous last words: "My kingdom for a Hot Pocket!"
02/05/2013
06:24

Julie Andrews
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Julie Andrews discusses her Dame Commander rank, latest children's book and celebrated role as Mary Poppins.
02/05/2013
00:36

Intro - 2/5/13
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There's a new way to donate to charity, Stephen honors an improbable hero, and Julie Andrews considers whether or not the hills are still alive.
02/05/2013
05:15

California's Heroic Hitchhiker
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A young man named Kai proves that hatchet-bearing hitchhikers are people too -- people who sometimes stop madmen from running loose on the freeway.
02/05/2013
04:03

Stephen's Sister for Congress
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As an objective broadcast journalist, Stephen will not be mentioning that his sister is intelligent, hardworking, compassionate and dedicated to the people of South Carolina.
02/06/2013
00:11

Sign Off - Watermelon Warning
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Stephen responds to Scientology President David Miscavige.
02/06/2013
00:35

Intro - 2/6/13
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A surprising candidate runs for Congress, America reassesses the penny, and Lawrence Wright promotes his book, "Going Clear."
02/06/2013
06:40

Lawrence Wright
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The Pulitzer Prize-winning author discusses his book, "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief."
02/06/2013
05:01

The Penny Pinch
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If America follows Canada's lead and gets rid of the penny, what will people leave in the take-a-penny leave-a-penny trays?
02/06/2013
03:51

Scientology Church Violence
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Scientology affords an ad in the Super Bowl, and former employees claim that President David Miscavige physically abuses and locks away staff.
02/06/2013
08:00

Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature - Stacey Campfield
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Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield goes after sexuality in schools and the freeloadiest of all American freeloaders.
02/07/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
02/07/2013
02:59

Winter Storm Nemo
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People in the Northeast prepare for a historic blizzard by salting their driveways, meats and loved ones.
02/07/2013
06:12

Benh Zeitlin
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The Oscar-nominated director discusses his film collective, Court 13, and Louisiana communities that sit on the wrong side of the levee.
02/07/2013
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