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The Word - Martyr

Season 2 • 04/05/2006

Tom DeLay will rise again.

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05:45

Balls for Kidz - Plastic Surgery
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The number of Brazilian girls who elect to have plastic surgery has gone up twelve-fold, creating an international hotness gap.
04/04/2006
00:26

Intro - 4/4/06
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Tonight: America loses another place to hide bodies, a report that will permanently raise your eyebrows and Stephen finds out what Jesse Jackson's up to now that racism is over.
04/04/2006
08:25

Jesse Jackson
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Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
04/04/2006
03:11

The Word - Birdie
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The vocabulahating conservationistas are up-in-arms over the Bush administration redefining the term "wetlands."
04/04/2006
00:32

Intro - 4/5/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Harvey Mansfield about manliness and Tom DeLay leaves Congress.
04/05/2006
00:02

Sign Off - En Espanol
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Stephen says "goodnight" to his amigos.
04/05/2006
06:40

Harvey Mansfield
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Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
04/05/2006
04:22

Formidable Opponent - Immigration
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Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
04/05/2006
00:08

Fract - Russian Girls
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Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
04/05/2006
05:15

Crying
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The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
04/05/2006
02:22

The Word - Martyr
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Just as Jesus died for our sins, Tom DeLay's congressional career has died for Jack Abramoff's sins.
04/05/2006
02:30

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Award
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Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
04/06/2006
01:50

Easter Under Attack - Recalled Eggs
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The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
04/06/2006
06:24

Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
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Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
04/06/2006
02:26

The Word - Nazis
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There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
04/06/2006
00:17

Sign Off - Spring Break
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Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
04/06/2006
00:28

Intro - 4/6/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
04/06/2006
05:47

Markos Moulitsas
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Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
04/06/2006
03:28

Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
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How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
04/17/2006
00:33

Intro - 4/17/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
04/17/2006
06:06

On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
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If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
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