The Colbert Report

Immigration Protests

Season 2 • 03/27/2006

It's like stray puppies -- if you feed them, they'll never leave.

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03:44

Miss Manners
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Stephen explains to Miss Manners, Judith Martin, how rudeness is acceptable once you get yourself a TV show.
03/23/2006
00:33

Intro - 3/27/06
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Time Magazine implies that the Iraq war isn't worth the cost. A Ferrari isn't worth the cost, but it gets you laid.
03/27/2006
01:05

Off the Market
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The demand for Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 has been overwhelming.
03/27/2006
01:10

Letter to the Judge
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If you do go to prison, punch somebody in the face the minute you get there -- that way all the other inmates will think you're loco.
03/27/2006
06:32

Gary Hart
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Gary Hart shows Stephen how to make an attack dog out of duct tape.
03/27/2006
00:07

Fract - Bald Eagle
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The American bald eagle is actually not bald.
03/27/2006
01:33

Exercise Routine
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For years, America's first ladies have been working to perfect a secret exercise routine that allows them to remain demure, non-threatening, and demure and non-threatening.
03/27/2006
02:23

The Word - Tense
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Questioning a war while it's still being fought gives comfort to our enemies and undermines our troops.
03/27/2006
00:08

Sign Off - Tomorrow's Guest
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Tomorrow night's guest will be former FEMA Director Michael Brown.
03/27/2006
04:19

ThreatDown - Drug Candy
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These drug dealers are a threat to more than just our children; they're a threat to our nation's advertisers.
03/27/2006
02:08

Immigration Protests
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Illegal immigrants protest common sense changes to immigration law, such as building a 700-mile fence along the border and barring churches from giving out food.
03/27/2006
03:15

Baby Eagle
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Stephen plays some music to help Stephen Jr.'s developing mind.
03/28/2006
06:56

Michael Brown
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Let's see how Michael Brown handles the aftermath of Hurricane Colbert.
03/28/2006
00:13

Sign Off - Goodnight, Stephen Jr.
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Stephen tells Stephen Jr. to turn out his incubator light.
03/28/2006
04:32

Lieber - School Vouchers
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When Russ Lieber is hanging out with Jeffrey or Thomas or Jaguar at the drum circle, he's not sitting there wondering if they're gay.
03/28/2006
00:29

Intro - 3/28/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to former FEMA Director Michael Brown and explores the war on Easter.
03/28/2006
03:30

The Word - Easter Under Attack - Marketing
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It doesn't take a biblical scholar to see how Jesus is related to things like colored eggs.
03/28/2006
00:08

Fract - Commemorative Spoons
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How many commemorative state spoons does Stephen own?
03/28/2006
02:53

Eclipse
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We should probably get right to it, because Stephen doesn't know how much longer the world will be in existence.
03/29/2006
03:40

The Word - Merrier
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Throughout the bible, polygamy has been just as traditional as monogamy but a lot hotter.
03/29/2006
06:42

Bruce Bartlett
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Stephen asks Bruce Bartlett where he gets off saying Bush isn't Reagan.
03/29/2006
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