The Colbert Report

Baby Eagle

Season 2 • 03/28/2006

Stephen Jr. has got his father's impenetrable outer membrane.

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02:23

The Word - Tense
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Questioning a war while it's still being fought gives comfort to our enemies and undermines our troops.
03/27/2006
00:08

Sign Off - Tomorrow's Guest
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Tomorrow night's guest will be former FEMA Director Michael Brown.
03/27/2006
02:08

Immigration Protests
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Illegal immigrants protest common sense changes to immigration law, such as building a 700-mile fence along the border and barring churches from giving out food.
03/27/2006
04:19

ThreatDown - Drug Candy
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These drug dealers are a threat to more than just our children; they're a threat to our nation's advertisers.
03/27/2006
06:56

Michael Brown
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Let's see how Michael Brown handles the aftermath of Hurricane Colbert.
03/28/2006
00:13

Sign Off - Goodnight, Stephen Jr.
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Stephen tells Stephen Jr. to turn out his incubator light.
03/28/2006
04:32

Lieber - School Vouchers
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When Russ Lieber is hanging out with Jeffrey or Thomas or Jaguar at the drum circle, he's not sitting there wondering if they're gay.
03/28/2006
00:29

Intro - 3/28/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to former FEMA Director Michael Brown and explores the war on Easter.
03/28/2006
03:30

The Word - Easter Under Attack - Marketing
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It doesn't take a biblical scholar to see how Jesus is related to things like colored eggs.
03/28/2006
00:08

Fract - Commemorative Spoons
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How many commemorative state spoons does Stephen own?
03/28/2006
03:15

Baby Eagle
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Stephen plays some music to help Stephen Jr.'s developing mind.
03/28/2006
02:53

Eclipse
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We should probably get right to it, because Stephen doesn't know how much longer the world will be in existence.
03/29/2006
03:40

The Word - Merrier
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Throughout the bible, polygamy has been just as traditional as monogamy but a lot hotter.
03/29/2006
06:42

Bruce Bartlett
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Stephen asks Bruce Bartlett where he gets off saying Bush isn't Reagan.
03/29/2006
00:31

Intro - 3/29/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses George W. Bush's presidency with Bruce Bartlett and Pasadena's little old lady problem with Representative Adam Schiff.
03/29/2006
06:24

Better Know a District - California's 29th - Adam Schiff
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California's 29th District: it's shaped like a flock of diseased, feral parrots.
03/29/2006
03:47

The Word - F#@k
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The number of complaints to the FCC about offensive broadcasting has declined, and Stephen is outraged at the lack of outrage.
03/30/2006
00:32

Intro - 3/30/06
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Tonight: Stephen's advice for how Women's History Month could get more notice, sex and profanity on TV, and liberal documentarian Robert Greenwald.
03/30/2006
03:27

Tip/Wag - The Templeton Prize
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Science, with all its meddling in the realm of religion, has been on Stephen's Wag-dar for so long, he almost didn't notice it on his Tip-dar.
03/30/2006
02:06

Women's History Month - Soledad O'Brien
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The Colbert Report has mentioned Women's History Month a total of never, but it's not too late to pay tribute to the woman who is every woman.
03/30/2006
00:07

Fract - Drug Testing Standards
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Do you know how strict The Colbert Report's drug testing standards are?
03/30/2006
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