The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dollars and "Cents"

Season 5 • 11/01/2000

Whichever candidate wins the election will have no effect on traders' buying strippers.

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00:28

Preview - 11/1/00
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Jon previews tomorrow night's show, featuring Phil Donahue and a story on clownphobia.
10/31/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Pull That Truck
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A group of Taiwanese men pull a large truck with their penises.
10/31/2000
04:57

Sir David Frost
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Sir David Frost talks about being the first to interview Nixon after Watergate.
10/31/2000
02:36

Back In Black - Olympic Lifting
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Lewis Black is angry about animal costumes, Oreo stacking contests and penis weightlifting.
10/31/2000
02:29

Indecision 2000 - There You Is
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Vice President Al Gore's lead in the polls has narrowed, possibly due to his lackluster attempts at courting California's important grizzled prospector vote.
11/01/2000
07:08

Phil Donahue
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Phil Donahue feels that Ralph Nader is the most important private citizen of America's 20th century.
11/01/2000
04:13

Tolan - Don't Send in the Clowns
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While everybody hates clowns, few of us are left paralyzed by their presence.
11/01/2000
01:04

Indecision 2000 - Third Party Candidates
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Third party candidates are dipping into the UNICEF money for some last ditch political advertising.
11/01/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - I Want To Be Apathetic
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Green Party presidential candidate Ralph Nader's campaign commercial.
11/01/2000
01:36

Other News - Notorious BMG
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The Napster/BMG agreement is a first step towards a system in which books, music and magazines can be supplied to users for a fee,
11/01/2000
03:18

Dollars and "Cents"
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Al Gore promises that by rubbing two quarters together every American can conjure the image of a dead loved one bearing sound investment advice from beyond the grave.
11/01/2000
02:15

Headlines - Rock of Aged
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Hotel managers complain that the senior citizen rock choir leaves rooms neater than they found them.
11/02/2000
01:39

Headlines - Happy Birthday, Mr. Residence
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Jon Stewart isn't saying that the White House is old, but, William Henry Harrison died inside it.
11/02/2000
00:51

Ron Stewart Story
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Jon Stewart tells the sad story of a New Jersey boy named Ron Stewart who didn't vote.
11/02/2000
02:44

The Democratic Process
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Voting is like going to a Britney Spears concert -- you feel special at the time but in the end, you'll just go home and masturbate.
11/02/2000
04:06

Rock the Vote
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When a candidate makes an entrance to the right song, it can help whip a crowd into such a frenzy that they'll vote for anybody.
11/02/2000
00:20

Moment of Zen - Vote Goldwater in '64
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Roamin' Ray sings Barry Goldwater's official campaign 1964 song.
11/02/2000
05:32

Michael Richards
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Although Michael Richards' new show is called "The Michael Richards Show," the main character's name is Vic Nardozza.
11/02/2000
03:20

Swing States
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Senior Political Chief Analyst Stephen Colbert is proposing that one person per swing state vote and those four people should be him.
11/06/2000
03:57

Kimble for Congress
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John Kimble is running for Congress and is focusing on the one issue that matters most to the voters... that his opponent left his black wife and child for a white woman.
11/06/2000
00:30

Vote
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Jon Stewart previews the live election show for tomorrow.
11/06/2000
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