The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Rock of Aged

Season 5 • 11/02/2000

The old folks choir is in constant competition with The Eagles and The Rolling Stones

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01:04

Indecision 2000 - Third Party Candidates
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Third party candidates are dipping into the UNICEF money for some last ditch political advertising.
11/01/2000
03:18

Dollars and "Cents"
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Al Gore promises that by rubbing two quarters together every American can conjure the image of a dead loved one bearing sound investment advice from beyond the grave.
11/01/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - I Want To Be Apathetic
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Green Party presidential candidate Ralph Nader's campaign commercial.
11/01/2000
01:36

Other News - Notorious BMG
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The Napster/BMG agreement is a first step towards a system in which books, music and magazines can be supplied to users for a fee,
11/01/2000
01:39

Headlines - Happy Birthday, Mr. Residence
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Jon Stewart isn't saying that the White House is old, but, William Henry Harrison died inside it.
11/02/2000
00:51

Ron Stewart Story
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Jon Stewart tells the sad story of a New Jersey boy named Ron Stewart who didn't vote.
11/02/2000
02:44

The Democratic Process
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Voting is like going to a Britney Spears concert -- you feel special at the time but in the end, you'll just go home and masturbate.
11/02/2000
04:06

Rock the Vote
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When a candidate makes an entrance to the right song, it can help whip a crowd into such a frenzy that they'll vote for anybody.
11/02/2000
00:20

Moment of Zen - Vote Goldwater in '64
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Roamin' Ray sings Barry Goldwater's official campaign 1964 song.
11/02/2000
05:32

Michael Richards
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Although Michael Richards' new show is called "The Michael Richards Show," the main character's name is Vic Nardozza.
11/02/2000
02:15

Headlines - Rock of Aged
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Hotel managers complain that the senior citizen rock choir leaves rooms neater than they found them.
11/02/2000
03:20

Swing States
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Senior Political Chief Analyst Stephen Colbert is proposing that one person per swing state vote and those four people should be him.
11/06/2000
03:57

Kimble for Congress
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John Kimble is running for Congress and is focusing on the one issue that matters most to the voters... that his opponent left his black wife and child for a white woman.
11/06/2000
00:30

Vote
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Jon Stewart previews the live election show for tomorrow.
11/06/2000
01:29

Undecided Voters
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The undecided voters are a deliberate breed, who take their civic duty very seriously, they're committed, thorough, infuriating, wishy washy, thick-headed, boobs.
11/06/2000
00:25

Intro - Marathon
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The election is a lot like the New York Marathon in that they are both won by Kenyans and Moroccans.
11/06/2000
03:13

Election Tomorrow
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While Al Gore hit the road for last minute campaigning, George W. Bush dusted off his old college beer bong for the long drive to Washington.
11/06/2000
06:07

Arlen Specter
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Senator Arlen Specter just wrote a book which goes behind the scenes of the single bullet theory, which was his on the Warren Commission.
11/06/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Statue of Liberty
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A man stands on top of the crown of the Statue of Liberty.
11/06/2000
01:06

George W. Bush is Nervous
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Mo Rocca explains that George W. Bush has been walking around in an undershirt fake-punching people.
11/07/2000
02:04

Cyber Vote Info Center
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Describing the Cyber Vote Info Center as just five TV sets tuned in to other channels is oversimplifying it.
11/07/2000
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