The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - Eye, Robot

Season 4 • 01/18/2000

A laser pointer allows blind people to choose whom to be shot at by.

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01:35

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - New Hampshire
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Kudos to New Hampshire for holding out longer than anyone thought possible before deeming Martin Luther King, Jr. a reasonable figure to fashion a holiday after.
01/17/2000
01:20

Other News - Junior Samples
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Herbal cigarettes are branded to kids who love to inhale tar, but hate fitting in.
01/17/2000
02:46

Dollars and Cents - Merger
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Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls explain the ramifications of the AOL Time Warner merger.
01/17/2000
04:50

Winner Takes Fall
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Nancy Walls investigates the near-death experience of a Million Dollar Cash Grab winner.
01/17/2000
02:28

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Robot Babies
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Jon takes a moment to set the record straight about Comedy Central's programming, a robot baby currently holding him hostage, and that ass-cake on the subway.
01/18/2000
03:58

Headlines - Dixie Wrecked
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Trouble in the South as civil rights activists march in South Carolina to abolish the Confederate flag, and Twisted Sister asks John Rocker to stop rocking.
01/18/2000
02:14

Other News - Preach for the Stars
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The White House is accused of interfering with television in order to force their anti-drug messages everywhere, including The Daily Show.
01/18/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - Carrot Top
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Carrot Top and his big red hair present the Big Red Boat in Port Canaveral.
01/18/2000
03:49

Frankie Muniz
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"Malcolm in the Middle" star Frankie Muniz stops by to talk about being much smarter, more athletic, and more successful with the girls than Jon.
01/18/2000
04:07

Indecision 2000 - Iron Chef
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Beth Littleford is bored by the snoozefest at the Democratic debate and instead witnesses the royal road of glory that is "Iron Chef."
01/18/2000
01:09

This Just In - Eye, Robot
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A new device allows blind people to point a laser light at their intended predators.
01/18/2000
04:05

Nut Case
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The Chastity Belt 2000 suppresses sexual urges and restricts bothersome erections.
01/19/2000
00:24

Chastity Belts for Everybody
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Everyone in tonight's audience will go home with a Chastity Belt 2000.
01/19/2000
01:34

Headlines - The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000
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The U.S. lifts a 20-year ban on Italian mortadella in response to the American complaint: why is this Jimmy Dean breakfast patty so under marbled?
01/19/2000
01:23

Navy Squeal
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John McCain got into some hot water with homosexuals, but it's not as kinky as it sounds.
01/19/2000
03:41

Freddie Prinze, Jr.
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Freddie Prinze, Jr. complains about the cold microphone pack on his butt.
01/19/2000
02:13

Back in Black - Humidifier Humper
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Lewis Black comments on the cold weather, white supremacy, South African pot smoking doctors, robot dogs and dog shows.
01/19/2000
00:51

Recap - 1/19/00
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Jon Stewart recaps the main story of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
01/19/2000
00:32

The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000 - Via Satellite
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European Bureau Chief Steve Carell reports from London, England on the lifted ban of mortadella.
01/19/2000
01:28

Swing and a Missile
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The U.S. missile defense system fails, resulting in Osama bin Laughing.
01/19/2000
01:21

Other News - The African Screen
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Considering Mozambique's 33% literacy rate, film directors are meeting with Jim Varney's people.
01/19/2000
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