The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Lottery Lump Sum

Season 8 • 04/01/2004

Jon is concerned with the choice a recent lottery winner must make.

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04:54

The Days of Signs and Roses
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Stephen Colbert profiles a Wisconsin man who is running for mayor, county board, city council and school board in 2004.
03/31/2004
00:04

Moment of Zen - Cool
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John Kerry can't say that he's cool, because if he did he wouldn't be cool anymore.
03/31/2004
00:58

Intro - Leave the Camera On and Wait
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A CNN report on a missing woman turns into a glamour piece on a police dog.
03/31/2004
04:22

Karen Hughes Pt. 2
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Karen Hughes weighs in on Richard Clarke's book and the world's reaction to the Bush doctrine.
03/31/2004
04:54

Karen Hughes Pt. 1
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Karen Hughes talks about what it's like when your boss suddenly becomes president of the United States.
03/31/2004
03:18

Indecision 2004 - Negative Ads
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The latest Republican attack ad against Senator John Kerry wins Ed Helm's highest prize: the coveted Palme D' Bitch-Slap.
04/01/2004
03:13

Headlines - Fuel's Gold
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According to a retro Republican ad, Senator John Kerry's stance on gas taxes should earn this bum a knuckle sandwich.
04/01/2004
05:27

This Week in God - Cast Ye From the Garden
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A lesbian minister is put on trial, Islamic headscarves are banned in France and a West Bank lamb poops out the name Moses.
04/01/2004
05:21

Johnny Knoxville
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Had Johnny Knoxville known that it would only cost $500, he would've trashed his Indonesian hotel room.
04/01/2004
00:08

Moment of Zen - Gas Prices
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A California gas station patron talks about the impact of high prices at the pump.
04/01/2004
01:10

Intro - Lottery Lump Sum
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A West Virginia lottery winner must choose between $239 million in annual payments or a lump sum of $149 million.
04/01/2004
03:57

Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 2
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Jerry Seinfeld describes his perfect Superman: an out-of-touch, non-superpower-using yutz.
04/05/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Stand to Talk
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Diane Sawyer hears a rumor that the Tyco jury made a rule where a juror had to stand up if they wished to speak.
04/05/2004
01:14

Intro - Macaroons
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Jon is not happy to receive a shoebox full of non-hermetically sealed macaroons.
04/05/2004
02:06

Mess O'Potamia - Freedom of Press
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The U.S. shuts down the last voice of anti-American sentiment and instigates angry chanting in the process.
04/05/2004
04:37

Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 1
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Jerry Seinfeld is forced to say 'Hello, Newman' and identify the whereabouts of Kramer by everyone he encounters.
04/05/2004
03:33

Jury on Trial
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Stephen Colbert lauds the New York Post for unmasking the identity of the holdout juror in the Tyco trial.
04/05/2004
02:47

What, Me Jury?
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Dennis Kozlowski and Mark Swartz have reasons for their sh*t-eating grins as their case is declared a mistrial.
04/05/2004
02:57

Back in Black - 2004 Summer Olympics
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Even with only four months left to finish construction of major facilities, Greek officials say they will lay down the necessary tarps and move dirt around in time for the Olympics.
04/06/2004
00:59

Intro - Street Rioting
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If your college team has won a basketball game, overturn some cars.
04/06/2004
06:05

Matthew Perry
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Matthew Perry and Bruce Willis hang out and do manly stuff.
04/06/2004
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