The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Days of Signs and Roses

Season 8 • 03/31/2004

Stephen Colbert profiles a man who is addicted to democracy.

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03:49

Headlines - For Richer or Juror
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Dennis Kozlowski, CEO of Tyco, is on trial for stealing $600 million dollars; one juror thinks he had no criminal intent.
03/30/2004
04:47

Email Trouble
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Rob Corddry investigates the case of spammer Scott Richter, who is being terrorized by anti-spammer terrorist groups and "wildcat" Colorado State Senator Joan Fitz-Gerald.
03/30/2004
06:56

Richard Clarke Pt. 1
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Richard Clarke presents his book "Against All Enemies" and talks about his time as the National Coordinator for Counterterrorism in the Bush administration.
03/30/2004
04:02

Richard Clarke Pt. 2
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Richard Clarke discusses the value of long-term government service.
03/30/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Half-Naked Angel Man at Tyco Party
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A half-naked angel man at a Tyco party flaps his wings to the music.
03/30/2004
04:54

Indecision 2004 - DemTV
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John Kerry appears on MTV's "Choose or Lose" in an attempt to appeal to young voters.
03/31/2004
00:04

Moment of Zen - Cool
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John Kerry can't say that he's cool, because if he did he wouldn't be cool anymore.
03/31/2004
00:58

Intro - Leave the Camera On and Wait
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A CNN report on a missing woman turns into a glamour piece on a police dog.
03/31/2004
04:22

Karen Hughes Pt. 2
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Karen Hughes weighs in on Richard Clarke's book and the world's reaction to the Bush doctrine.
03/31/2004
04:54

Karen Hughes Pt. 1
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Karen Hughes talks about what it's like when your boss suddenly becomes president of the United States.
03/31/2004
04:54

The Days of Signs and Roses
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Stephen Colbert profiles a Wisconsin man who is running for mayor, county board, city council and school board in 2004.
03/31/2004
03:18

Indecision 2004 - Negative Ads
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The latest Republican attack ad against Senator John Kerry wins Ed Helm's highest prize: the coveted Palme D' Bitch-Slap.
04/01/2004
03:13

Headlines - Fuel's Gold
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According to a retro Republican ad, Senator John Kerry's stance on gas taxes should earn this bum a knuckle sandwich.
04/01/2004
05:27

This Week in God - Cast Ye From the Garden
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A lesbian minister is put on trial, Islamic headscarves are banned in France and a West Bank lamb poops out the name Moses.
04/01/2004
01:10

Intro - Lottery Lump Sum
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A West Virginia lottery winner must choose between $239 million in annual payments or a lump sum of $149 million.
04/01/2004
05:21

Johnny Knoxville
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Had Johnny Knoxville known that it would only cost $500, he would've trashed his Indonesian hotel room.
04/01/2004
00:08

Moment of Zen - Gas Prices
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A California gas station patron talks about the impact of high prices at the pump.
04/01/2004
03:57

Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 2
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Jerry Seinfeld describes his perfect Superman: an out-of-touch, non-superpower-using yutz.
04/05/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Stand to Talk
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Diane Sawyer hears a rumor that the Tyco jury made a rule where a juror had to stand up if they wished to speak.
04/05/2004
01:14

Intro - Macaroons
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Jon is not happy to receive a shoebox full of non-hermetically sealed macaroons.
04/05/2004
02:06

Mess O'Potamia - Freedom of Press
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The U.S. shuts down the last voice of anti-American sentiment and instigates angry chanting in the process.
04/05/2004
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