The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 10 • 07/25/2005

Lance Armstrong wins his seventh Tour de France.

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00:58

Intro - London Bombings
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Jon sarcastically compliments the terrorist dicks for targeting commuters in London.
07/21/2005
04:28

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2
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Fareed Zakaria explains how radicalism and extremism amongst Muslims just aren't kosher.
07/21/2005
05:06

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1
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Fareed Zakaria explains the ghettoized lifestyle of European Muslims and how beholden they can be to seductive philosophies.
07/21/2005
01:10

Preview - 7/25/05
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Jon has no idea what he and Rick Santorum are going to talk about next week, but they are both going to eat their Wheaties.
07/21/2005
05:03

The Hole Truth
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Samantha Bee takes a deeper look at a pothole publicity stunt by the Terminator.
07/21/2005
07:53

Rick Santorum Pt. 1
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Senator Rick Santorum talks about his new book, "It Takes a Family," and his thoughts on virtue, character and the family unit.
07/25/2005
03:05

Tour De Fr-Lance!
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Now that Lance Armstrong has retired, who's left for Americans to care about? JeanPierre Whocares, Guillermo Idontgiveaflyingcrap and Bjorn Yaaaaaaaaaaawn?
07/25/2005
04:23

Rick Santorum Pt. 2
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Rick Santorum would prefer that popular culture be more virtuous and uplifting for kids today.
07/25/2005
01:00

Intro - Rick Santorum
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Jon talks about meeting Senator Rick Santorum backstage.
07/25/2005
00:20

Moment of Zen - Lance Armstrong's Physiology
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CNN reports on Lance Armstrong's remarkable physiology.
07/25/2005
02:50

Headlines - Quitter!
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Lance Armstrong announces his retirement following his seventh Tour de France win; thankfully, Senator John Kerry was on hand to drain the event of some of its human emotion.
07/25/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Spacecraft
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Former NASA Astronaut Scott Horowitz tells CNN's Miles O'Brien about the spacecraft he is holding in his lap.
07/26/2005
02:07

Intro - Miles O'Brien's Spacecraft
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CNN's Miles O'Brien is well-endowed with scientific knowledge and has rock-hard reporter's credentials, but now he's just bragging.
07/26/2005
03:56

Back in Black - GOP Strategy
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Mexico puts a black caricature on a stamp, while the camel jockeys in the United Arab Emirates still suffer indignity.
07/26/2005
05:36

Gays of Thunder
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Samantha Bee exposes a new gay trend that threatens to undermine the very soul of NASCAR nation.
07/26/2005
00:25

Preview - 7/27/05
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Rob Corddry proposes marriage to a woman from South Hampton.
07/26/2005
00:49

Pot Tunnel
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The war on drugs is clearly in its last throws as a pot tunnel is shut down by the government.
07/26/2005
05:04

Diane Lane
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Diane Lane wants to know where Jon's notes are.
07/26/2005
01:21

Summer of the Backpack
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The new subway bag check policy sparks outrage among New York's fiercely hipster, Libertarian residents.
07/26/2005
02:04

Headlines - Rebrand
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The Bush administration rebrands the war on terror as the "global struggle against extremism."
07/27/2005
02:33

Hit $ingle
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If you ask a whore to give you the Franz Ferdinand in heavy rotation, you get something else entirely.
07/27/2005
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