The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Diane Lane

Season 10 • 07/26/2005

Diane Lane is gullible.

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02:50

Headlines - Quitter!
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Lance Armstrong announces his retirement following his seventh Tour de France win; thankfully, Senator John Kerry was on hand to drain the event of some of its human emotion.
07/25/2005
01:00

Intro - Rick Santorum
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Jon talks about meeting Senator Rick Santorum backstage.
07/25/2005
00:20

Moment of Zen - Lance Armstrong's Physiology
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CNN reports on Lance Armstrong's remarkable physiology.
07/25/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Spacecraft
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Former NASA Astronaut Scott Horowitz tells CNN's Miles O'Brien about the spacecraft he is holding in his lap.
07/26/2005
02:07

Intro - Miles O'Brien's Spacecraft
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CNN's Miles O'Brien is well-endowed with scientific knowledge and has rock-hard reporter's credentials, but now he's just bragging.
07/26/2005
03:56

Back in Black - GOP Strategy
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Mexico puts a black caricature on a stamp, while the camel jockeys in the United Arab Emirates still suffer indignity.
07/26/2005
05:36

Gays of Thunder
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Samantha Bee exposes a new gay trend that threatens to undermine the very soul of NASCAR nation.
07/26/2005
00:25

Preview - 7/27/05
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Rob Corddry proposes marriage to a woman from South Hampton.
07/26/2005
00:49

Pot Tunnel
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The war on drugs is clearly in its last throws as a pot tunnel is shut down by the government.
07/26/2005
01:21

Summer of the Backpack
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The new subway bag check policy sparks outrage among New York's fiercely hipster, Libertarian residents.
07/26/2005
05:04

Diane Lane
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Diane Lane wants to know where Jon's notes are.
07/26/2005
02:04

Headlines - Rebrand
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The Bush administration rebrands the war on terror as the "global struggle against extremism."
07/27/2005
02:33

Hit $ingle
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If you ask a whore to give you the Franz Ferdinand in heavy rotation, you get something else entirely.
07/27/2005
07:03

Bob Costas
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It's very unusual for a guy to add 30 pounds of solid muscle in his mid- to late-30s after already being a Hall of Fame player.
07/27/2005
00:12

Moment of Zen - Donald Rumsfeld
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Donald Rumsfeld changes his terminology from "global war on terror" to "global struggle against extremists."
07/27/2005
00:44

Great Moments in Punditry - Freak Show
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Children read from "The Abrams Report" transcript in which Jackson family attorney Debra Opri and former Essex County prosecutor Bill Fallon discuss Michael Jackson.
07/27/2005
03:05

Headlines - Six Degrees of Negotiation
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North Korea, the little nuclear state that could, returns to the six party disarmament talks after a year's hiatus.
07/27/2005
02:51

The War: Phrase Two
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The last four years of the phrase "war on terror" have been hard for the folks on the mainland: punishing tax cuts, rampant obesity and an obscene housing bubble.
07/27/2005
03:18

Headlines - Surprise Visit
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Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld makes a surprise visit to Iraq to encourage its constitution authors to hurry up.
07/28/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - French Fries
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French fries fry in a fryer while Hindu music plays in the background.
07/28/2005
05:00

Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Maggie Gyllenaal discusses her movie "Happy Endings" and how she had to make out with someone who smelled of onions.
07/28/2005
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